And lo, when the morning came, and kestas looked upon his creation, Tettleton Chew, and thou even He had created such a being to punish the rebellious for their sins, yay even He was greived. Thus he paced the earth, roaming to and fro. Upon a land he sank his feet and pondered, and thus were born the Great Lakes. In a moment of anger he kicked at the earth, wiping it of vegetation, and the Great Plains were born, and the dirt from his mighty blow piled upon itself into a mighty range of Rocky Mountains.
And still He was wrought with despair over His creation Tettleton Chew, and sick to His stomach was He and He didest squat and produce waste matter, and breathed life into it, and Chuck Norris was born - a fighter to bring justice to His minions even as Tettleton Chew bring anxiety and outrage.
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Winter Gunboat Tournament, the x-files has ended
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