Kestas is real. I have talked to Him, although I have no proof.

Was his voice like They say?

I heard kestas once slayed a herd of giant stick insects from a remote Australian rock island with only his pinky finger.

I heard he created Tettleton Chew to punish us for our sins.

Do you hear - abge claims to have heard the voice of the One...he's either a madman or a prophet...perhaps both.

Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...

I heard He once knocked down someone's sandcastle.

Blasphemy!! Perhaps you, scoundrel, are a false Prophet! The great and mighty kestas would do no such evil. Well...unless maybe it was obi's???

I heard he fought Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the same time using only his left foot and eating a lasagna with his right foot

jesus walked on water.
but only kestas can swim through land.

Kestas can surf a wave of lava while reciting Shakespeare from heart

Kestas made it possible for a fleet to be on both coasts of Constantinople at the same time.

I love cheesy American humor :P

I heard Kestas can built fleets in Moscow.

I am an atheist in this matter. Kestas is not real. He is a lie by top players to gain control.

Some say Kestas appears on high value stamps in Sweden, he's confused by stairs, and his left nipple is the exact outline of Sevastopol.

I helped in get this new display up... He was even in my Facebook way back when... !

I hear if you pay enough tribute to kestas, he gives you access to Switzerland.

Kestas..hmmm...name rings a bell

i knew a kestas who ran an old text based online game, army units, mages, farming etc.

Kestas can laugh at British humor! Beat that. ;-)

Kestas has the rules of every edition of Ankara Crescent memorized.

Some say his new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday. And that he was turned down for the job of EU President, because his face is just too recognisable. All we know is his name is Kestas.

I've heard some claim that In the beginning, Kestas said "I want minions to do my bidding, and my bidding is that they perpetually stab and ally for all time to come," and it was so...

But what I really want to know is:

"Who does Kestas say that Kestas is?"

kestas? no i banned his ass four months ago

There seem to be many contradicting accounts of the life of kestas. Is there any official line to follow or is kestas only a metaphor on which we project our deepest fears, hopes and prejudices?

Bitch please, join the Church of Kestas, we have all the Tradition and Scripture on Kestas you need. I'm Pope Doctor General-Colonel-Admiral King-President Premier Brother Leader Sir Nigel Oda Kishane, Lord of The Five Realms of Royal National Democratic Socialist People's Confederated Republic of Bulundi Jamahiriya, Chieftain of glorious Bukumba tribe of the Sahel, Liberator of the African People from Malevolent Welsh Empire and I run this shit.

And ignore that stupid fuck Martin TheMasterDiplofool Luther, he doesn't know shit about the Congo.

All kneel to Kestas, In Kestas we Trust !

I heard Kestas HE KNOWS SHIT ABOUT THE CONGO