Your namesake's breaking in on and jailing gays, not to mention he's capped his stonewalling UN action in Syria for 2 years by now backing Assad all the more and insisting that the chemical weapons were used by terrorists while the US, UK, France, and the UN inspectors all agree it was Assad's army.
So...he's been a naughty boy.
(Though you like Obama AND Putin...how do you choose between the two when they rather clearly hate each other at this point, and not without cause?)
And hopefully your academic work went well.
But back to the main thrust of the thread--
I think I'll try and kickstart the Socrates case first, since I'm pretty obviously biased on the Jesus case, that's probably best left to those who do back him here.
What I mean by "better"--
I was actually going to initially make this a "Who's Better for a Practical Life?" thread, but:
1. You could argue neither were perfectly practical (for as wrong as he was in terms of so many of his scientific "discoveries," Aristotle's probably the most practical of the Philosophic Trinity of Socrates/Plato/Aristotle between his appreciation of science and his views in "Nichomachean Ethics," which while not always "nice" by modern standards is still pretty practical, far more so than the idealism espoused in Plato's "Republic.")
And
2. A strictly-practical assessment isn't really fair, as I think you can argue that more practical doesn't necessarily equal better...
To dig out the Dickens, from Dombey to Gradgrind, I think Dickens illustrates what happens when practicality your main or sole measuring stick for a good life...and things don't work out well for either character there.
So I guess we could try and first say what Socrates and Jesus consider "the good life" to be, and then argue which is best, and that will tell us what we think the best life is?
Unless anyone has a better suggestion.