We interupt this forum to bring you today's play for today....
Insane Man: Ahhh, Ahhhh, Ahhhhh, Mr Mugabe just cut off my leg.
Judge Dom: He may well of done, but you really shouldn't be making such load allegations in public, couldn't you write me an email?
Insane Man: But I just saw him do it.
Judge Dom: Appearances can be desceptive.
Insane Man: But I want him arrested and thrown in jail, at least take that bloody meat cleaver of him.
Judge Dom: We really shouldn't, he's innocent until proven guilty.
Insane Man: But I saw Mr Magabe do it.
Judge Dom: <silence>
Insane Man: Why arn't you talking to me?
Judge Dom: Because I've told you once, please don't make public allegation. What if he is proven innocent and feels upset about you calling him names.
Insane Man: I don't care about his feelings, I want him locked up.
Judge Dom: We may do, but we will need to investigate it fully, in private.
Insane Man: But what if I collect other evidence from others that he cut their legs off?
Judge Dom: Those others really shouldn't tell you that because your not a Judge, you're part of a mob.
Insane Man: But what if he gets off?
Judge Dom: Well surely that's better than someone's feelings being a bit hurt.
Insane Man: Errr no, but then I'm insane, what do I know.
Judge Dom: Very little, whereas we know a lot, we can't tell you what we know, because then you and everyone else will know it, but suffice to say, we are very clever and will get the person or person unknown that may or may not have cut off your leg.
Now I'm very busy and I'm doing this without pay, so please stop bleeding by me.
Insane Man: But he's getting away, he could be cutting off other people's legs as we speak.
Judge Dom: You're starting to annoy me.
Insane Man: But I've lost my leg...
Judge Dom: <interupting> so you say.
Insane Man: What do you mean, so I say?
Judge Dom: We haven't had time to investigate yet, did I mention, I'm busy and not been paid, and you're annoying me.
Insane Man: But this is rediculus, can't I just shout out that Mr Magarbe has 'apparently' cut off my leg to warn others that their legs myay be cut off.
Judge Dom: We will listen to that suggestion and come back to you.
<Later>
Judge Dom: We have considered you suggestion, thank you so much for suggesting it, we do endeavour to act on all requests. However, their isn't time in this parliment to make a change so it really doesn't matter if it was a brillient idea, we still wouldn't impliment it. However, if you would like to hop off to somewhere else, or become a Judge yourself then maybe, just maybe we could consider it again.
Insane Man: It's true, insane men do think everyone else is mad, <he hops away, mad as ever.>