KA secretly hopes and wishes everyone here were gay so he could come out and admit he wants to be assfucked by hundreds of guys (and several butch women with strapons plus a few trannies) in one really long session.

KA said what what in the butt?

Draugnar...I didn't know you were at that convention! Goodness, it must have been years!

I was the camera man.

Are we sure that KA is not my musical hero Samwell?

According to Quantum Theory, we can't really be sure of anything...

Touché, touché.

See KA, you are a troll. A bad one, but a troll nonetheless.

Oh KA I heard a library patron yesterday at work that talked like you and sounded like I imagine your voice to sound like.

I work in the children's department fwiw

KA I already told you you look pretty and effeminate enough that I'd test out the limits of my heterosexuality upon your nude buttocks.

Look me up bro.

Me and my friends used to call each other gay, when we were 12. We were being stupid but eventually we grew up ....... I think when he's older King Atom will also stop being so stupid :-)

Sadly, I doubt it. He's from Virginia.

Wait, so everyone here IS gay?

No, I just have a thing for goth chicks.

KA basically qualifies.

Ok, so everyone except YJ and I are gay then. Got it.

Butt seriously, KA is ridiculous.

@YJ - skinny goth or "Torrid plus sizes" goth?

Balls to me? Don't mind if I do!

@ Draug: I can't answer your question without saying horrible things that I don't really believe.

*sigh* somebody showed my "fat girls" post to some RL female friends. Now I feel like I'm hatemongering when I make fun of how fat girls give good head or the skinny girl will probably let you have really degrading sex with her for a long stretch of time.

So I have no opinion on this matter.

Football or basketball? I love sports!!

Oh YJ, I knew that was going to come back to get you as soon as I saw that post.

"KA secretly hopes and wishes everyone here were gay so he could come out and admit he wants to be assfucked by hundreds of guys (and several butch women with strapons plus a few trannies) in one really long session." - Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@YJ - The correct answer is "I love them both very very different reasons" and *then* refuse to provide those reasons.

@Mafia - I didn't sy there was anything wrong with that. :-) But what KA secretly desires and what KA can openly admit to are two very different beasts.

Oh obviously. i just like saying "not that there's anything wrong with that."

@Draugnar

Just shows the wisdom that years of marriage has brought you, my friend. I would NEVER think to say that :P

@Zara

Funny thing is that I noticed when I was confronted by the ladies IRL, my male friends all acted horrified when they were close by and then laughed their asses off when they left. I at least have the stones to say to them, "Yeah I said it, I didn't mean it, and it was funny as hell. Ask any man who doesn't want to have sex with you and he'll tell you the same."

YJ, there is something I want you to take to heart from that incident: Always play Diplomacy. With everyone, all the time. Global press is not a good place to lay out your strategy or true inclinations and neither is speaking in a group.

I've found that when you're caught in a situation like that and own it, sometimes one or more of them will approach you later to congratulate you on being right/prove to you that you're wrong. Win win.

Zara:

I will do no such thing. I see no reason to pretend to be anything but exactly what I am. I'm not going to hide my personality (even the crude parts) behind some diplomatic shield. People can like me or dislike me based solely on the merits of my personality - I'm not going to filter it to suit the masses.