I'll play, but it will all be done using Google Translate as most of my German is finding my way onto trains and planes, not going in exits (or out entrances) or driving on sidewalks (ausgang, eingang, ausfahrt, einfahrt), and ordering food or shopping in the tourist traps in Lindau and Munich. Oh, and counting, eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs sieben, acht, neun...