That someone sprayed pesticides over your yard that kept your rosebush alive but killed a bird that hangs out there.

that if you think symbolically/abstractly enough everything is connected

Don't eat chicken at your new cafeteria.

Omens do not exist beyond whatever meanings our minds create.

The reality is you got a job right after graduation. That's a real achievement these days. Now go get those dolla dolla bills and stop reading into dead birds like some paranoid Roman emperor.

And rose bushes. Don't forget the bushes.

Although I didn't have anything to do with the bird death. I think it was the bush. Maybe the bush gave me the job in exchange for the job.

My dog caught a bird this weekend and I had to mercy kill it with a shovel.

Clearly you're supposed to set that bush ablaze...

Burning Bushes help make sense of EVERYTHING.

Also--cognac. Cognac does that too. Kinda.

im a plant nerd so with enough info i could figure out why the bush bloomed so much but im no expert and i doubt thats what you want but if it is i can ask the questions i think would explain it


as for the bird possible reasons that come to mind are 1( cats 2( chemicals/ingested poisonous materials 3(random chance and depending on where it was found it could have hit the house or a window they usually dont hit anything but windows but i have seen them hit houses/walls

Birds go places. Rose bushes stay put. I believe the omen is not to move around, even though you now have the freedom to do so.

Oooh, love the reading! Very insightful.

Alternatively, rose bushes stay put, and so do dead birds, so stay put.

Never trust that the Bush you're looking at is actually dead.

Hmm, not bad. I think we can dig deeper. It might help you all to know that I did have a bowl of Lucky Charms that morning...

True Ninja, the bush gave you "the job in exchange for the job"?? And 2WL, which did you mercy kill--the bird or the dog??

The answer is, you're still dreaming. In reality, there is no bloom, no dead bird, and no job. Wake up and enter your moves, the phase is about to end.

LOL Love it, THM.

@Mujus, I meant "maybe the bush gave me the job in exchange for the bird."

The dead bird represents your wrong life choices how you can now longer soar and reach your potential of becoming a Ninja master. Your dreams are now dead.
This can be seen by the commemorative roses.

There is no cake ...er... job. The cake ...er... job is a lie. Just ask obiwanobiwan who never even made it to his first day of work before getting canned (you gotta be a fuck up to get fired before you even started).

@Minty: mmm, I don't think that's it. I'm pretty ninja. It would take a ninja to stop something like that from happening.

@Draug: LOL! I knew a girl years a go who had a dream to get a job working at Spencers in the mall. She finally got a job there and was fired within 2 weeks. Sounds like she's in the same boat.

@Tru - How does one get fired from pothead central? Not smoke, drink, party, or get laid enough? Didn't she dress slutty enough or have enough piercings and tats? LOL!

Lol, she had all that going for her, she was just as dumb as a wet brick. Lazy too.

Sounds like a model Spnecers Gifts employee to me.

It means you are going to die.