Or nicotine gum, i guess... I wonder what effect the new nicotine vapourizers will have (both long-term health effects, and short-term mental effects...)

Add nicotine to energy drinks...

If we're not careful they'll be putting it in the water coolers.

Along with caffeine.

I game to save the economy.

And it's starting to work actually.

Smopking is good for the nation as a whole...for a number of reasons:
1. Smokers, while more prone to devastating disease which cost a lot to treat, ultimately die younger, meaning:
A. Fewer long term illnesses, and fewer battles with multiple disease over an extended life, which eventually add up to more than the cost of the deadly lung cancer
B. Because they live a shorter life, they will not be a financial drain on the Social Security systems, freeing up money for others and/or requiring less borrowing to support the government
c. Taxes, taxes, taxes...who doesn't love some cigarette taxes, which, while excessively high, are still paid because of the wonderful addictive qualities of the drugs in cigs. These taxes go to fund a variety of programs every good Liberal loves...

Three cheers for Smoking!! hip, Hip <cough....cough...> Hurray!

And of course most people can't steal jobs when they're dead. Hell, a lot of living people can't steal jobs.

What is "stealing a job"?

I don't know what Steephie is trying to say there either...

I've had someone steal my job before. I left my car unlocked on the street and someone broke in and stole my job right off my dashboard. It was dumb of me to leave it unattended though.

Sorry, I mean take a job. I thought it was a common expression, my bad. Just taking a job.

Actually, never mind that entire post.