Ok, I am convinced Sbyvl36 is a troll. He has to be. No one can be this much of a genuine ass (at least I hope). I would advise everyone stop feeding him. I will try my best to do the same, difficult as it may be.

CURRENT SCORES:

1. Sbyvl36 (14 1/2)
2. MeepMeep (3 1/2)
3. Blankflag (2)
4. Spyman (2)
5. Lando Calrissian (2)
=6. Draugnar(1)
=6. Emac (1)
=6. Fasces (1)
=6. Jack Klein (1)
=6. jmo (1)
=6. Mapleleaf (1)
=6. Thucy (1)
=7. ILN (1/2)
=7. Mendax (1/2)
=7.Strauss (1/2)
=7 Tolstoy (1/2)

Since I was the first person to keep score, I'm gonna make myself the official scorekeeper here for the sake of preventing confusion like the last page here. You may appeal for a recount; you may not claim vote adjustment. You may not manipulate votes. You may not protest the official results to the moderators or to other players.

If anyone is better at lawyer-speak than I am, feel free to make this post technicality-free.

So when do the polls close?

Might as well end it now.

Since you are the official keeper of the poll, bo-sox, and since we all recognise your authority in this matter, please would you formally declare the outcome?

I only did that to make Sbyvl shut up, you know :)

OFFICIAL RESULTS (tentative to confirmation by OP):

1. Sbyvl36 (14 1/2)
2. MeepMeep (3 1/2)
3. Blankflag (2)
4. Spyman (2)
5. Lando Calrissian (2)
=6. Draugnar(1)
=6. Emac (1)
=6. Fasces (1)
=6. Jack Klein (1)
=6. jmo (1)
=6. Mapleleaf (1)
=6. Thucy (1)
=7. ILN (1/2)
=7. Mendax (1/2)
=7.Strauss (1/2)
=7 Tolstoy (1/2)

Official Results (Tentative to confirmation by Me):
WINNER: TOLSTOY (1,000,000)
1. Draugnar (13 1/2)
2. Thucydides (10 1/2)
3. Blankflag (2)
4. Spyman (2)
5. Lando Calrissian (2)
6. Tolstoy (1 1/2)
=7. Mapleleaf (1)
=7. Jack Klein (1)
=7. jmo (1)
=7. Fasces (1)
=7. Emac (1)
=7. Sbyvl (1)
=8. Mendax (1/2)
=8. ILN (1/2)
=8.Strauss (1/2)

I confirm the results posted at 10:09 AM EDT.

Shut up, Diplofool.

DIPLOFOOL 2013 HOO-HA-HA!

Sbyvl couldn't find his ass with both hands if given a map despite having been his priest's favorite altar boy growing up.

you know the joke?

Q. Why are alter boys haircuts immaculately parted down the middle?
A. 'Good boy, good boy' - said with two hands patting an imaginary head in front of your genital region....

....... I expect you had to be there !!

I sight to behold to be sure.

When you told me he liked a Pat on his head I thought you meant ......

White Man's Burden (aka Thucydides)

I'm kind of upset that I wasn't even nominated :(

OFFICIAL RESULTS (tentative to confirmation by OP):

1. Sbyvl36 (14 1/2)
2. MeepMeep (3 1/2)
=3. Blankflag (2)
=3. Lando Calrissian (2)
=3. Spyman (2)
=3. Thucy (2)
=7. Draugnar(1)
=7. Emac (1)
=7. Fasces (1)
=7. Jack Klein (1)
=7. jmo (1)
=7. Mapleleaf (1)
=13. ILN (1/2)
=13. Mendax (1/2)
=13. Strauss (1/2)
=13. Tolstoy (1/2)

Same here YJ o_O

How am I not on this list? Lol. I'd expect at least a few people would accuse me of trolling.

Gunfighter, when it comes down to it, you're just too sane. I may not agree with you, and I might even think your ideas are kind of crap, but you're not exactly a frothing maniac like our local Nazi Simp. (sbyvl)

@gf I thought about nominating you for your anti-Glock comments a while back, but in the end, draugnar was more worthy of my vote. And many many more people ahead of you even after him. You were a close 25th to 30th though, if that makes you feel any better.

None of my random anarchist rants have gotten me up here... I guess I must have toned it down recently.

@GunF - please don't confuse fool with imbecile :-)

I vote for Draugnar.

Thanks guys. I feel SO much better.

where is my nomination bitches?

In fairness Hellalt, you're not a diplofool, just an angry douchebag ;-)

If we have a poll for that, you've got my vote.

yeah I confused it with the douchebag poll.

GBySbyvlFool. I guess we will need a new contender this time next year. Now that Diplofuck33 has returned, though, we should see at least one.