6 inches less than required, but it'll be cool for you.

just post the password you retarded idiot; who gives a flying fuck who joins?

Awright fuckahs, you've got me squished between your fetid hairy palms. Send me that bitch of a password (I spent the last three days trying to hack your fucking stupid game.) Caps lock is cool, so BITE ME.

"Ang3r" is the password.

God, you guys are whiny-ass losers.

At least the Draug is in it. Or is he?

Yeah, I believe so.

Um, no I'm not. I didn't make it in in time.

{Insert stamina joke here}

I gave you three fucking days and you were one of the first to post and get the password.

If that's true, and I don't believe for a second that it is, then Draugnar, you move slower than molasses and you just plain suck.

I "move slower than molasses and ... just plain suck" then.

Wait, what?! Draug your ass better be in there because the whole reason I joined was to crush you and now I'm stuck with ANOTHER game shit shit shit

I'm calling bullshit - recall how he withdrew from the last one then rejoined to throw people off the scent. If he actually didn't join the most dick move he could have played was to say nothing until the game was over.

I'm also calling who-gives-a-shit. Is your pending loss somehow less satisfying because Draug isn't in the game? You're all going down anyway, at least this way you can console yourself during your cryfest as I take your last center that at least it wasn't Draug you lost to. After all, just like you guys he's an inferior player; there is more shame with losing to someone at your level instead of getting your ass kicked by someone who completely outclasses you. Like me.

(Thank God for anon games; else I just would have made myself a huuuuge target ;) )

sorry, that should have read 'a huuuuge target - like your mom's ass'

Hey, sorry gang. I really do wish I had made it in.

is that what you said the first time you were going to have sex, saw someone naked and spooged in your undies?

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Save it for the folks in the game, stratagos.

What the fuck. Seriously. I feel so much rage seeing the bullshit on global that I hereby appoint myself commentator of this game. Fuck all of you, this game is going to finish in five years just like the last one.

@Draug - c'mon dude, you have to admit that was a good line. Don't take your high blood sugar surliness out on me.

Why should I give you the pleasure? Go get your jollies off someone else.

Commentary for S1901:

Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.

I chose to begin on that auspicious note BECAUSE YOU BITCHES MADE SUCH SHITTY MOVES THAT THE ONLY THING THEY DESERVE IS SHITTY COMMENTARY.

First, the moves. I'll start with the shittiest of shitty moves...and what a contest we have for that one.

Russia - ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? Wait. Let me ask you again. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? What sort of asshole Russia just leaves Moscow sitting there? Are you trying to feign friendship with everyone? My guess is that you more than enjoy gang rape.

France - what sort of dumb fuck doesn't support MAR-BUR against a clearly hostile Germany? French ladies are supposed to be promiscuous, but never have I seen one so willing to get fucked in the Brest. Furthurmore - what sort of dumb fuck writes a two-line opening message expecting to be taken seriously? One can only conclude that your hands are perpetually shoved up your own pussy.

England - Real fucking creative. Seriously. Consider yourself lucky that France AND Russia were fed their own crap as babies. I don't expect you to be smart enough to leverage anything in this game. To put it in your own words, it's "...great fucking England."

Germany - Despite your pathetic attempts at diplomacy, all you have is a bunch of enemies. You are at their mercy for the rest of the game. Taste their shit and be happy its not my shit.

Italy - In another game, your opening might have been considered mediocre, at best. In this one, it was just absolutely fucking stupid. Let me explain with an analogy. Your balls are small, right? Teeny-tiny. If you tried to pick up a hooker on the street, you would most likely fail. Even if you succeeded in waving enough money in her face so she wouldn't notice, you'd still get aids and die. That's how fucking stupid trying to put your price up by claiming Greece is.

Turkey - Great. Just great. Russia's dumb, Austria's suicidal, and you just sit there wanking off. Brilliant. And what sort of opening line was that? Do you actually want me to believe that you were having "hot wild sex", let along with a woman? Tell me you were sticking your weiner in your own mouth and maybe I'll believe you.

Austria - I am curious to meet your parents. Their intelligence must have been truly unspectacular for them to have produced such underwhelming children. Italy tells you he's moving to TYR, and all you can do is create a coin-toss situation with each others' SCs. I am going to watch a film called "1904" next week, and you're not in it.

FUCK. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

"I am going to watch a film called "1904" next week, and you're not in it."

fucking win

also fuck you it's a fudge granola bar not shit you asshole

I agree it was a good line. It's too bad he can't be that witty when it comes to the opposite sex

I'm gonna put this stupidity out here for the world to see...

Austria responds: "And there is no coin toss about it, ava. Adr is taking Ven unless Apu and Tyr move to stop it."

To quote some dumbass punk band: "shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat."
I

Fudge granola bar / shit: they both look and taste the same. Hell, one is known for producing more of the toher.

Hey ava, can I join in the commentary. I mean Austria is all fucked up...

I mean, I would have opened to Ven from Tri and moved Bud to Ven.

lolololololol at Italy

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

Oh man. Italy is in SO MUCH trouble!