1) What is your name?
2) What is your quest? (ie: your goal in life, either short term or long term)
3) What is your favorite color?
4) If any activity increases entropy, should I be worried that I am ultimately responsible for the heat death of the universe every time I sneeze?
5) What's your biggest pet peeve?
6) What do you do in your free time?
7) What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen someone do while they were drunk/stoned?
8) What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen someone do while they were sober?
9) Which is better: the ability to be honest and face the consequences of your honesty, or the ability to lie consistently?
10) How do I know I'm really here, and not a brain in a vat having hallucinations?
11) Have you ever been irritated by someone's arrogance to the point that you wanted to slap them around until they sob like a little baby?
11b) Ever done it?
12) If you could change one aspect of your personality, what would it be, how would you change it, and what affect do you hope that would have?
13) Do you have at least one friend that you feel you can share virtually anything with without fear of judgment?
14) If you were trapped on a desert island, what three items would you take with you? (stipulating an adequate supply of food, water, and shelter, and that items such as radios and inflatable boats are against the rules)
15) What is your most prized possession?
16) What do you do to earn the little green pieces of paper all the bill collectors want?
17) Has anyone ever shared something about themselves with you that immediately made you go "Ewwwww!"
21) Would you prefer to hang out with one or two people, or a large crowd?
26) What online comics do you read?
27) What's your favorite website (and don't suck up to the mods and say this one)? Why?
29) If you had one week to live, what would you do with the time you had left?
34) If a tree falls in a forest, and instead of hitting the ground it knifes through straight to the earth's core, how long will it take to put out the fires that result when the superheated jet of magma erupts hundreds of feet into the air and sets the entire surrounding area ablaze?
45) Which is worse: someone who plainly loathes you for a trivial or idiotic reason, or a "friend" who blatantly takes advantage of your generosity while giving little or nothing back.
46) If you had some nifty web shooters like Spiderman, would you use them to fight crime, or just to open the door from the couch?
55) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
63) When’s the last time you backed up your hard drive? How screwed would you be if it died tonight?
64) How many different email addresses do you have? Instant Messenger accounts?
73) What do "they" all say about you?
100) Where is a good place to hide a body?
101) What qualities do most of your friends seem to share? What about the people you dislike – do they have any similarities?
105) Do you get more annoyed by fanatics you disagree with on all points, or fanatics who are theoretically in agreement with you on most issues?
106) What’s the most revolting thing you’ve ever seen someone do?
111) Do you find yourself easily amused, compared to other people you know?
112) How fast can you read a 300 page book, if you found it interesting?
116) In general, if you don't find someone attractive and politely make this clear, do you become annoyed when they're offended by the fact you don't want in their pants?
125) What’s the most dangerous object you’ve ever thrown at another human being, either with the intent to hit or with the intent to miss?
126) If you were starving, what would you absolutely refuse to eat?
131) Which to you is worse: letting the guilty free, or incorrectly condemning the innocent? At what point is the line for you - ie: how many guilty people would you risk letting go to ensure that an innocent person isn't jailed?
140) Have you ever laughed or choked and had something shoot out your nose? What substances have left your nasal cavity in this fashion?
143) Do you care that, statistically speaking, any day now a mammoth chunk of rock could fall screaming from the sky and incinerate you?
143b) Does you answer change if I alter the question to read “… and incinerate your worst enemy?”
145) What’s the most expensive (legal) thing you’ve ever purchased or financed?
148) Hypothetically speaking, if you had made a pet of a nonstandard animal (chicken, trout), would you eat it’s brethren?
149) Fight to the death, or leave the wounded?
150) What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
151) If I were to steal your computer and search through your hard drive randomly, how much embarrassing shit would I find?
169) When you watch horror movies, do you ever root for the monster?
170) Have you ever contemplating doing Bad Things to people who deserve Bad Things to happen to them?
171) How much does it bother you to have to decipher the emails/journal entries of people you *know* are intelligent, but can’t write a coherent paragraph to save their lives?
172) How much does it piss you off when Friend A and Friend B are feuding, and one or both try to get you involved in their Drama?
174) If you could undo one mistake in your past - would you?
183) Most people can learn from their mistakes. Do you also learn from *other* people`s mistakes?
204) Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Was it the vagrancies of fate that led you there, or your own stupidity?
209) Have you ever run with scissors and actually hurt yourself in the process?
210) Which is neater - the common areas of your home, or your personal space?
210b) When's the last time the toilet in your bathroom was cleaned?
210c) When's the last time you, personally, cleaned it?
211) Can you cook (and I mean more than open-the-can-and-put-it-in-a-pan). Do you tend to cook for yourself, or just do something easy?
212) If your income suddenly increased dramatically, would you move out of where you currently live? Would you more somewhere nicer, or just away from the fuckheads you live with now?
213) If you own a car, would you rather have an immaculate paint job or a nice interior?
214) Have you ever thrown something away and accidentally hit someone?
215) Are you in a rut? Is each week pretty indistinguishable from the week before?
216) Do you hate the thieving Baggins? He stole our Precious, after all....
217) Do you have portions of your life that you shield your friends and acquaintances from? Is it because you're ashamed of that stuff, or you just don't want to TMI-ize them to death?
223) Does your sense of curiosity ever bite you in the ass? Do you ever have a compulsion to find out something that in the end you would probably been happier not knowing?
228) For you geeks: Do you ever pump up the technobabble just to fuck with the heads of your less-savvy colleages? For you nongeeks: Do you ever suspect that a geek is deliberately explaining something in an unclear manner?
234) How good are your nonverbal communication skills? Can you pick up what someone is feeling/thinking from body language?
245) Name something that you casually do now that once would have made you pee yourself in sheer mindnumbing panic
248) Have you ever faked a UFO landing, ghost sighting, or other paranormal occurance? How many suckers fell for it?
249) What is the most frustrating technical or mechanical failure you've had to deal with (ie: hard drive crash the day before a 50-page term paper is due, flat tire on your wedding day, ect)
250) Have you ever stumbled across the webpage or online journal of someone you've lost touch with? Did you learn anything you didn't know about them when you did?
* How loud do you like your music?
* What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
* What's the most absurb thing you've ever heard two people arguing about?
* If you had to give up any one household appliance, what would you stop using?
* Without naming names, what's the oddest thing about one of your friends that isn't common knowledge?
* What is something you wouldn't do for all the money in the world? Is there another kind of price you'd accept to do this (end world hunger, ect)?
* Do people tend to listen to your advice?
* Is there something people tend to assume about you that is not correct?
* How do you define friendship?
* At what age did you start working?
* Would you do something you normally find totally unappealing just in order to screw with someone's head?
* If you were to create a cabal dedicated to world domination, what would your Super Secret Password be?
* What do you consider 'creepy' behavior?
* Are there any issues you consider totally black and white?
* Where do you typically get your news?
* What's the last thing you regretted buying?
* If you make an ass of yourself and realize it later, do you try to pretend it never happened, or do you apologize?
* What's the best April Fools prank you've ever pulled?
* Have you ever learned something about one of your friends that just floored you?
* Did you ever wonder how many people Wesley slaughtered when he was acting as the Dread Pirate Roberts?
>* How many jackets/sweaters do you own. Do you use them all, or just primarily stick with one or two?
>* If I rifled through your stuff, what would you have a hard time justifying keeping, yet you still want to keep it anyway?
* How many hours of TV do you watch on an average week? Are there any shows you'd watch if they were still running?
* How cynical do you appear to your friends/peers/colleages? How cynical are you in reality?
* Do your musical choices tend to influence your mood, or are they a reflection of it?
* If you could live in any fictional universe (as in, permanently relocate with nothing besides what you carried on you), would you? If so, which one?
* What do you think of your immediate supervisor (at work, in any volenteer org you're a part of, whatever)
* Do you think we'll go to Mars anytime in the next two decades?
* Booze, porn, or cash?
* What is the most boring thing you've ever been forced to watch?
* What is one of your favorite scents
* What changes would you expect to see in the world if a cheap, abundant, pollution free source of energy were invented?
* In what ways, if any, are you trying to 'better' yourself - education, exercise, etc.
* How easy is it to earn your trust? How easy is it to lose it?
* Have you ever done something that had unintended consequences? What did you do about this?
* If you could undo one mistake in your past - would you?