Ah, good, movements!
England: Well that's what you get for making such an awful move. Broadcasting to Russia that you can't cover Edinburgh unless you risk North Sea, by building F-LVP instead of A-LVP, taking a variable out of the equation and putting yourself at even more of a disadvantage. At this point, you're probably going to be outlived by Italy and maybe even Germany. Embarrassing. Looking east, you didn't bother to bounce Ukraine or Livonia (admittedly, the latter would have been risky, but also brilliant), and thus have lowered your options even more. You can no longer retreat to STP and screw up Russia's plans in Scandinavia, so the strategic benefit of the Moscow army is also non-existent. You have no armies for defending the home isles, you're probably losing two SC's unless you sacrifice North Sea, and if France is remotely sensible he'll be covering Brest this turn to stop you trying a last gasp kamikaze attack there to try and stick around for a draw spot. Holland's gain is irrelevant with another loss of Kiel (and probably your 1000th pointless attack on Denmark), and your position is so bad you look like you've smoked a fat pound of grass and fallen on your ass. I don't have lines for you anymore; just go sit in the corner out of my sight.
France: Solid, but I'm bemused by your leaving of Tunis. Once more you've crossed the chokepoint, into Berlin this time, which was smart, as it must've required you to deceive Germany to know he was leaving it. Kudos for that one. Italy's rogue unit is finally no longer your problem, and is now another one for the rapidly disintegrating corpse to your north. Your med moves are rather less impressive - why bother to defend WMed if you're cutting Tyrr - you took the worst of both worlds by neither self bouncing WMed nor trying to defend Tunis. Still, you have the fleet capacity to grind Austria to a halt after this year. So now it's time to seize the moment, freeze it and own it - England is imploding and you have two choices: Take what you can and give nothing back; or sit there and hand it all to the red (purple?) menace. Germany's line is far worse now, so make him your pawn like Italy is Austria and Russia's. Have a small cookie.
Germany: Well, you took some initiative, so I'll give you credit for that. Clearly, you must've been communicating with France, and despite the fact that he's stabbed you in the back, you and he might still be able to make a profitable agreement due to the upcoming English demise. If you can't profit from the English death, then you'll be following him swiftly down to Erebos. So no more crying, wipe them tears; there's work to be done, your last opportunity is here. It's make or break time for you, too.
Italy: So, the Russian route it is. Waiting for the retreat to maximise negotiating time was sensible, and NAO was the obvious route. Your voyage is almost over, and whilst it's seemed like you dunno where you're going, all you know is when you get there someone's gonna touch your... home SC's. Because now that Austria has Tunis, there's pretty much no reason for him not to waltz into Naples this turn with Ionian Sea, take the build, stop you getting one, and ensure you continue to have no choice but to be his pawn. It's a shame, and it's why Brest last year would've been so nice, but hey, that's life.
Austria: Guess who's back, back again, uclabb's back, tell a friend. Excellent stuff - Russia has wasted every one of those armies going north to deal with his English tumour, France has handed you Tunis on a silver platter, Italy has moved to Tuscany and left Naples wide open for you to stop him getting a build, you've got a threat on Munich to take it back, and Serbia gives you a semblance of southern protection and a springboard to build on later. The next year or so could be your last opportunity to stab Russia, though, as once England collapses he'll be getting so many regular builds that your opportunities will be extremely limited. An EA is clearly gone, but finally, the French withdrawal paves the way for a possible FA, if you two can get past the 'put my bum on your lips' phase with each other. Once more, you have options, and whilst momentum is now also with Russia rather than just with you, France's pull back has at least ensured that Russia won't be massively outmatching you. Makes up for last year, anyway, though it'll be far harder to get your advantage back rather than just parity. Have a cookie.
Russia: Fantastic! You've tied England in knots and thrown him away, and his final destruction is in sight now you've got that convoy done AND locked him out of Scandinavia. Supporting Italy to Liverpool is logical to speed the process up, and maybe give you an ally against Austria later as it won't just be Austria who has leverage on him. Beyond that; it's time to prioritise your other gains. North Sea? Sweden? Germany's use is beginning to wane, unless you really think you can swing past England all the way into France and use him as your land forces. Your builds will give you the force to take on Austria if that's what you decide, though a war there would be very gritty due to his own successes this turn suddenly handing him one or two builds in addition to the Serbian army. I remain disappointed you've not parked up in Constantinople, and look forward to seeing you in the Med soon enough, though. France will be desperate for a new ally now that his has spontaneously combusted - and by pulling back from Austria he's given himself options there. If you're going to switch to an RF, you have to do it soon - else you might be too late. Otherwise, you need to work hard to keep Austria on side for the AR. A big cookie for you, but remember: you've only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a board game.