He is an enigma wrapped in a mystery that's hidden in a secret.

Which is precisely why I need an explanation of MeepMeep. A possible date might follow if the explanation satisfies me.

He's got Wile Ethelbert Coyote on his tail

MeepMeep is a jokejoke. Here's a bombbomb. . . . oh, shitshit . . .baboom . . . bye bye.

MeepMeep willwill meetmeet TimurTimur inin BadenBaden

MeepMeep is self-agrandising, supposedly well-versed in his studies, though none of that comes through in his missives. Frightened to tell anyone where he comes from. (Don't say China. Don't say India. He doesn't like that. I guess Vietnam or DPRK)

Timur won't meet Meepx2 anywhere except on the battlefield. Meepx2?

Roadkill? You don't get out so easy, kiddo.

@Timur, you missed out a lot of other small countries: Taiwan, Hong Kong (It's like a little country within China), Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Thailand. Oh yeah, how about Japan. There is a high chance you are driving a Toyota or a Honda. LoL.

Man, you folks need to learn a bit more about Geography and the world.

Yeah you folks, you obviously know nothing about geography ...... and the world !!

Texas, Laos, Wal-Mart, and New Zealand. I believe that's a comprehensive list of the countries of the world, isn't it?

Oooh, we missed a two big ones, Brunei and Macau. LoL.

Yes, how silly of me. Texas, Laos, Wal-Mart, New Zealand, Brunei, and Macau.

If he writes like a dick, sounds like a dick, behaves like a dick, guess what ??

I read the news, next year the Scottish folks will vote to leave England as the French in Quebec have been trying too. What's the story with the Texans? Can they legally try the same thing?

East Timor is a possibility.

Come to think of it, you guys don't believe any of my claims, yet you believe my statement: I am not Chinese, not Indian. LoL @ you guys. I feel like acting out the role of the elusive Roadrunner, "meep..meep.."

I for one would firmly support a Texan independence movement.

Meh, Texas going independent wouldn't happen. They like their government subsidies too much. I mean, all their Social Security would go away. Federal school and highway funds would go bye bye. And the next time a huricane hit them, they would get *no* help from FEMA.

But do the Texans have any legal ground like the Scots to leave UK?

The Scots only have legal ground because the terms of the vote were negotiated with the UK. Secession votes are case-by-case. I can't imagine the US would let them go.

It's not really clearly defined. The court system seems to turn down every secession case as illegal, though. Jefferson laid out the "right to rebel" in the Declaration, but rebellions and revolutions are illegal by definition. Sometimes justified, but illegal under the system they are rebelling against nonetheless.

Yeah, in almost all cases of independence votes around the globe, the terms of the vote are negotiated between the nation being left and the region voting for independence.

Well, the Texan sought to join the Union for the protection from Mexico. I would say, now day, it's treacherous to leave the Union when your danger is over. In fact, Mexico would seek to join USA for protection from Texas if Texas is independent. LoL.

I'll echo what Draug said, though, an idiot Texan may talk of secession, but an intelligent one knows that he/she has far more to lose from that proposition than to gain. After Obama's re-election, several states filed secession petitions. None of them were taken seriously because they were propagated by the...special...people in those states. There isn't a single state in the U.S. that would get a simple majority vote to secede if a legitimate vote ever came up.

You may be right. But if they decided to go, I wouldn't volunteer to fight to keep them.

I'd vote for California to secede. Of course, I don't live there and seeing that failing state drag us all down with it... Well, kind of like Germany saying "Let Greece leave the EU! Please!"

You'll get no argument from me there, hecks.

Oh, and Texas seceding would be pretty great to. We could more easily secure our borders between the US and MExico as they would be that border. PResumably, if they seceded, we would make certain no Texan came across to get Social Security or any other federal service whcih would effectively also keep out a hell of a lot of illegals from Mexico.