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Finished: 08 PM Sun 19 May 13 UTC
Noobs are welcome!
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by HeidelbergKid (130 D)
21 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1901: Turkey, mark your orders as ready.
22 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Anybody care to just talk about interests outside of Diplomacy? I enjoy female robots, vintage cartoons, and extinct animals. What of you?
22 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm not the only one?
:P
23 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: The only one who likes what? Gynoids? Silly Symphonies? Ornithodirans?
23 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1901: Idk
I don't even know what I'm talking about
23 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1902: Hat tip to all for not flaking ^ ^/
25 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1903: Yup
Saw that comin, Germany.
26 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1903: I sent you a message earlier that you wouldn't be interrogated. Think of this as a gentle rescue force in case your friend across the Channel feels like being a little less merciful than I. You are free to set up a government in exile from Switzerland at any time ^_^
27 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: What's going on in the Balkans?
27 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: what?
27 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: I don't know; that's why I'm asking o_o
27 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Do you have a better idea for small talk? It appears people here don't like fembots, T. rex, or the 1930s.
28 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Who is going to annex Portugal?
28 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: Me
28 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: sure
28 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1903: of course :D
28 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1904: Only way for you to do that, France, is by destroying the Parisian army. Can't say I'd be upset by that at all ^_^;
28 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1904: Well, that was mildly amusing.
29 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: R.I.P., France. Right now, I'm listening to "The Grasshopper and the Ants". Do you like Eve or Love more? "Schizomycota" is not a legitimate taxon. YAHOO IS YOUR FRIEND, PEOPLE!

(And now my cartoon feed changes to Simple Simon. Stop using geese to go fishing for pies.)
29 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: RIP France, good game
29 Apr 13 UTC Autumn, 1904: You speak too soon…
Ok you're right.
30 Apr 13 UTC Spring, 1905: France being dead and buried, I need somebody else to serve as an outlet for my inane babbling. I hereby appoint the Prime Minister of Great Britain to fulfill the position.

Now, explain to me why I am doing this, and maybe answer my question from earlier on who you prefer, or explain why pterodactyls are not dinosaurs. Or convoy me into Edinburgh ^_^
01 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1905: I see that your little squabble over the last neutral state in the world has finally ended. Congratulations.

England, I still need you to get back to me with those random questions and/or explain who I should bother in the public press instead and why. One free year's supply of beer if you answer both questions and get the pterodactyl one right.
01 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1905: Hello, Edinburgh.... Any news on why your Prime Minister is so uncommunicative and knows nothing of palaeontology?
01 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1905: I see that your little squabble over the last neutral state in the world has finally ended. Congratulations.

England, I still need you to get back to me with those random questions and/or explain who I should bother in the public press instead and why. One free year's supply of beer if you answer both questions and get the pterodactyl one right.
01 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1905: (Message re-sent upon re-loading page. Sorry. I may be insane, but I'm not a spammer.)
07 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1907: It appears the Prime Minister has failed to contact me upon my invasion of London, and thus he has been destroyed without mercy. To answer my own questions for him and prove I am not a hypocrite, I prefer Eve myself and the pterodactyls are not dinosaurs because they do not fall within the clade of Ornithischia + Saurischia, but fall just outside of both. They ARE both ornithodirans, though. (Pterodactyls and dinosaurs, not Eve. She's a robot. I'm a mammal. Dimetrodon was a reptile related to mammals. Tuatara are a group of their own. Does anyone here understand me?)
07 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1907: nope :P
09 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1908: Austria is't so mighty now, huh?
09 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1908: At this point he can hope maybe for survival if he gives himself up as a vassal with zero sense of self-interest beyond keeping his few holdings in the Balkans.

Italy, why don't you understand what I said earlier?
11 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1909: I give up, taking on Germany and Italy at the same time...no
11 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1909: My friend, Tsar, I've already told you why I'm doing this. I sent you a civil declaration of war SIX MONTHS IN ADVANCE, but you did nothing. I'm willing to negotiate a peace treaty IN PUBLIC, but if things break down you'll need to go in with these - imgur.com/vDWY2qY

Dunkle's bones are getting hungry.... And what a terrible fish....
12 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1909: I take it Russia has LANCB.
13 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1909: Or maybe not. Tsar Mongoose, if you're willing to get past the placoderms (see above link), I am willing to negotiate.
14 May 13 UTC Spring, 1910: I can't believe how the map of Europe has changed since I assumed power as Kaiser of Germany a decade ago from Wilheim II's impromptu disappearance. France and England, rivals through history, are both no more, crushed at the hands of former foes from antiquity who learned to get along and are now reaping the fruits of our. labours. Russia was once mighty but she neglected herself and is very soon to be no more. Austria-Hungary, in the face of adversity, was clever and still survives. Truly this will be a time in history that will inspire future generations.

What are all your thoughts on now vs. 10 years ago?
15 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1910: GameMaster: Mongoose_ was banned: multi/meta. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
16 May 13 UTC Autumn, 1910: >_< Mongoose hasn't been putting in any orders for a year or two now anyway, has publicly announced he gave up in Autumn 1909. At least it'll give Italy (who's had an unscheduled absence since Saturday) a chance to put in orders, and keep the rest of us waiting another day.
17 May 13 UTC Spring, 1911: Did Italy capitulate?
18 May 13 UTC GG to all!
18 May 13 UTC Good game

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Germany
HeidelbergKid (130 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 49 D
19 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
Bronn (148 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 14 D
5 supply-centers, 3 units
Austria
Hoffsauce (0 D X)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 9 D
3 supply-centers, 4 units
Italy
Krzychu (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
6 supply-centers, 7 units
Russia
Mongoose_ (0 D X)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
France
josiahbyall (182 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
England
Gaizka6 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
Krzychu (100 D)Italy (Spring, 1911) with 10 centres.
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