I really hope I don't sound like a troll, but....
How can anyone actually like techno music? I am a huge lover of rock music. Not whiny modern emo-rock rock but proper, old-fashioned heavy rock music as typified by Thin Lizzy, Rainbow, UFO, AC/DC, Bad Company, Black Sabbath, Whitesnake, Deep Purple and so on. Having said this, I actually have a very wide range of music in my collection, including classical (Beethoven, J. S. Bach and Paganini would all have been heavy metallers if the electric guitar had been invented in their lifetimes), country (Johnny Cash and Woody Guthrie, not the crap pop-country that's everywhere these days), blues and beyond.
But I've never been able to understand what's to like about Techno - outside its natural dancefloor environment.
Could someone enlighten me?