When the game first started I was very displeased to be playing France again because I had recently been eliminated as France in the 8008-point Shogun: Lord of the Kwanto (
gameID=30463). It’s awfully difficult to pull off a Sealion and it’s just as hard to convince England to attack Germany, and attacking Italy is slow, cumbersome and taxing. I figured if I was going to survive this time I had better learn my lessons from Shogun and play accordingly. I didn’t end up winning, but I did improve my skills as France nonetheless.
In 1901, Italy, Russia, England and Germany each made an effort to be my friend. Russia started pressing hard for information about England’s moves that I simply didn’t have. It was clear that England would be coming after me once he denied me triple builds. Germany’s forces on my border were another obvious indicator of their intents. Tactically I committed to Germany, Russia and I eliminating England fairly quickly—and we would have, to our benefit—but Germany’s 1902 change of heart ruined the whole plan.
In 1902 Germany turned back from Russia, but instead of attacking England, he came after me with England. Germany was afraid that I wanted to consume all of England and then march on Germany and was very indecisive. This indecision was ultimately helpful as it provided insight into Germany’s flexibility. In response I was hoping that Russia and I could turn England and Germany on each other, but at that point Russia was caught up in all sorts of trouble in Eastern Europe. I felt helpless and rued being France. At the end of the year I was hearing all sorts of retroactive justifications from England about his stab of me and it was just annoying, especially because he had no interest in using Belgium to take Holland.
In 1903 I did my best to defend (with some tactical advice from Russia), saved all my centers and then, England started swearing that Russia was his primary target, but it was all a clever ruse. Everything was pissy bullshit at this point. I knew Italy was eventually going to turn on me because he and Turkey were cooperating, I knew Russia wasn’t going to really go anywhere because he was fighting with Germany, England, Austria AND Turkey, Austria wasn’t doing anything interesting because Italy was doing so much better, and England was lying while Germany kept changing his mind. Nobody would help me—or wanted to work with me. It was a gunboat game as far as I was concerned and England and Germany just liked each other more than they liked me. Reminded me of East Timor.
Then in 1904 England and Germany wanted me to attack Italy. Right, of course they did. Because that would have taken me two years and three extra builds to actually pull off—just, lol. It was obvious that it wasn’t in my best interests despite the fact that Italy would eventually attack me, since he had started working with Turkey. Regardless, England had vacated Picardy, and Germany was vacating Gascony and Burgundy, so I really had no other choice. Italy did build two additional fleets at the end of the year and I was barely ready for it.
From 1905-06 things were looking a lot better. England and Germany had both moved toward Russia. Unfortunately Turkey was making great progress against Russia as well and Italy and I were stalemated in battle, and I was totally unprotected against England.
Then in 1907, of course, and as I predicted, Germany and England turned on me again. England blamed me for leaving my northern front totally unprotected. Goddamn it man. I had no other choice. If Turkey hadn’t turned on Italy I would have been totally wiped out. Knowing that I was probably toast, I decided it was time to let Turkey win. Sweet, sweet revenge it would have been.
In 1908-1909, Turkey made good progress against Germany and all of a sudden Germany and England decided it was time to make friends again—so that Turkey wouldn’t win. My kamikaze strategy had worked and Germany was willing to include me in a four-way draw—only because he hated the idea of Turkey winning so much.
England, squirrely as ever, really wanted to eliminate Turkey with my help. Ha! It was exactly the same type of lie I had heard in the Shogun game where I got eliminated and I wasn’t going to fall for it again. For the record, I was perfectly willing to work toward eliminating Turkey, but I had absolutely no faith in Germany or England to fulfill their ends of the bargain, especially after England blamed me for leaving myself so undefended.
In the end, Turkey’s vote for the draw was all that I needed to be satisfied with a four-way. It would have been too dangerous for me to trust England and Germany any longer, and if I had attacked Turkey I would have taken ALL the risk and reaped few rewards.
In the end I learned how important Austria and Russia’s futures are to France. If Russia and Austria fall quickly, France is usually next.
Overall, good game, everybody.