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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
07 Apr 14 UTC
The Things Public School Doesn't Teach
Seriously... I took an entire year of an African history elective in eighth grade that continued through the end of apartheid in South Africa (and went into gruesome detail many times) but I never once heard about the Rwandan Genocide - really?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/04/140407-rwanda-genocide-today-anniversary
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krellin (80 DX)
07 Apr 14 UTC
Toyota Promises to Lower Quality
http://gizmodo.com/suck-it-robots-toyota-is-giving-jobs-back-to-humans-1560360775

I prefer my welds precise, Toyota. You just lost my future business.
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kasimax (243 D)
07 Apr 14 UTC
how do you deal with moves that definitely won't succeed?
as above, below.
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Jamiet99uk (808 D)
03 Apr 14 UTC
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Daily Tarvunty Readings Thread
This thread replaces the Daily Tarvunty Reading thread.
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC

This thread's purpose is to post and discuss shorter excerpts from the Tarvunty on selected topics for those who wish to know what the Tarvunty says. (Anyone who doesn't want to see it pop up every day can easily mute the thread.)

Today's Tarvunty reading is from the book of N*rr*t'ves, Chaper II, 96 - 98:

"Cometh hence! The gurtturs overfloweth with the love of Tarvu!!"
krellin (80 DX)
04 Apr 14 UTC
I call BS. I don't think it is physically possible for Tarvu's love to overflow, and anyway, that certainly seems rather wasteful.
Thucydides (864 D(B))
04 Apr 14 UTC
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You know I had my doubts about Tarvuism...

but then I heard how it's SO easy to JOIN!
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC
@ Krellin: The overflowething provides useful, gainful work for guttur cleaners, for whom it is truly manna from Tarvupia.

Tarvupia is the Tarvuist equavalent of the Christian concept of "Heaven".

So today's Tarvunty reading can be about ascending to Tarvupia!
Partysane (10754 D(B))
04 Apr 14 UTC
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I'd much rather hear about tarvunistic diatery guidelines.
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC
"After the body passeth away, the soul is committed to the oceans, where it shall spend nine years.

"If the soul surviveth nine years in the oceans, spiritually, it shall be allowed into Tarvupia.

"Tarvupia is made up of concentric circles, infinity-minus-one in number, each one leading, eventually, to Lord Tarvu, Mr. 9 (who is positioned neatly at the centre)."

- Book of H**v'ns, Executive Summary.
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC
Dietary guidelines tomorrow, Partysane. Thanks so much for taking an interest!
krellin (80 DX)
04 Apr 14 UTC
Jamie - but what if I live in the middle of a desert when I die? How shall I obtain the ocean in my demise?
abgemacht (1076 D(G))
04 Apr 14 UTC
I heard that recently that everyone who doesn't believe in Tarvunty supports Hitler.
krellin (80 DX)
04 Apr 14 UTC
What if you didn't believe in Tav before recently?
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
05 Apr 14 UTC
@ Krellin: "What if I live in the middle of a desert....?"

When Tarvu was lost in the desert, Unt-macklefenty gave him bread and water.

Likewise, if your soul is lost in the desert, the prayers of other Tarvuists can channel the route of your soul, from your physical resting place, to the ocean....
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
05 Apr 14 UTC
At Partysane's suggestion, a brief look at Tarvuist dietary guidelines.

Only a few foods or drinks are actually forbidden. These are covered in the following passages:

"To eat the flesh of the octopus, the dish known as calamari, or the body of an owl is forbidden.

"Drink not sparkling water, for the bubbles speak blasphemy."

- Book of D*cis'ons, Chapter III


Added to these forbadings, however, there are various things which Tarvuists like to eat, and certain foods which have ritual significance.

Amzamalvinni Pie for example is a popular Tarvuist dish, said to have been invented by Amzamiviram and Alvinni the Martyr, after whom it is named. The pie is chiefly made from rabbit, duck, raisins and vanilla, all in a pastry casing, although there are regional variations - for example in Portugal it is traditional to use pigeon in place of the duck. New Zealand's Tarvuists, meanwhile, favour a pie known locally as "Chunky Joe", which is a fish pie, but like Amzamalvinni Pie contains raisins and is flavoured with vanilla.

The ceremony of the Erbuniatum (the coming-of-age ceremony a Tarvuist child undergoes at the age of 9), features a traditional cake called an "Erbunty roundling", made with flour, egg, sugar, aniseed and onion. The cake is made by the child during the ceremony and presented to the Priestmunty.
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
06 Apr 14 UTC
Today's Tarvunty reading is from the first Book of W*rs, Chapter III:

"Now it came to pass that Kivdim, the Mayor of Baalb, was holding a great civic reception.

"A travelling Prince from Mun-Mun, Aguardos, did present himself at the reception, and did offer to Kivdim the gift of three Hunjavvi eggs.(1)

"Mayor Kivdim was enraged at the gift, feeling it would expose his terrible constipation.

"Kivdim flew into a rage, calling Aguardos terrible names and knocking his hat off.

"How dare thou mock my constipating bowels? he roared. Kivdim's guests laughed. His rage grew further.

"Kivdim took on a berserk rage. He tooketh up his scimitar, beheaded three men, his own nephew Kivdemmal among them.

"Thence he turned to Prince Aguardos, slicing him clean in twain.

"When news of Aguardos' death reached Mayor Koobarty of Mun-mun, a war on Baalb was declared."



(1) The Hunjavvi was a type of winged mammal, somewhere in appearance between a shrew and an eagle, which lived mainly in the plains of Ethiopia, certain parts of Norway, and the Kent area of England. At the time, the eggs of the Hunjavvi were not valued for their taste, but were known for their laxative properties.
Jamiet99uk (808 D)
07 Apr 14 UTC
There will be no Tarvunty reading today as I need to go to hospital after eating too many hunjavvi eggs.


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Octavious (2701 D)
06 Apr 14 UTC
First Ten Games
Just had a nostalgic look back over my first games on this site, and was amazed at how much of a numpty I was! Thought it might be fun for some of us who have been here for far too long to compare our noob stats with some of the new blood :).
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
06 Apr 14 UTC
How many chapters makes sense for a book of ~60.000 words?
5? 10? 15?

The question is really that simple, although I understand the answer isn't as obvious.
The book is fiction.
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3diSpade (132 D)
06 Apr 14 UTC
3 minutes remianing
subscribe now to ''FAST & Furious Total Distruction
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ReturnoftheKing (0 DX)
06 Apr 14 UTC
Hello all!
I just wanted to say hi to everyone here, I've had some background playing Diplomacy before so I'm not a complete noob.. :P I've got 60 D left of my starting 100 so if anybody's up for a cheaper game, I'd be up for that. A little bit about myself: I'm a huge Tolkien geek, I absolutely love sports, and I'm currently in college so I'll be pretty busy for the next 4 weeks.
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SYnapse (0 DX)
31 Mar 14 UTC
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New game mode: dummy phase mode
So you get two spring and two autumn phases. The first is carried out as normal, THEN it reverses, and you get the chance to play the phase again. Do you change what you've done? Have your enemies given anything away? Or is it just a trick?
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2ndWhiteLine (2601 D(B))
15 Jan 14 UTC
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The Official Thread for The School of War: Winter 2014
gameID=133753

This is the official thread for professor commentary. Professors are the only members permitted to post game commentary, though non-leading questions from spectators are welcome. Please respect the requests of the professors within the thread, to avoid unduly influencing the game. Please contact a Professor or the TD (thehamster) with any questions.
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President Eden (2750 D)
30 Mar 14 UTC
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Eden "Time For My Post-Promotion GR Slump" Invitational
Apparently when you get promoted this has an adverse effect on your Diplomacy skills and you start to suck (ask 2ndWhiteLine). I want to test this theory in a gunboat invitational! Sign up here and I'm going to pick the six lucky winners of GR and points (at my expense) with an RNG*.

(*: this is a lie)
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NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
31 Mar 14 UTC
Iran and Nuclear Armageddon
Anybody currently worried about the Iran Nuclear threat? I thought that was a real threat to peace in the Middle East.
Anyone believe the bullshit they see in the news?
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rojimy1123 (597 D)
05 Apr 14 UTC
WrestleMania XXX
Well, tomorrow's the biggest day on the pro wrestling calendar. You watching? Who ya got? Does anyone even care besides me?
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
05 Apr 14 UTC
Tibet
What do you think about the situation?
Could one compare it to the Ukrainian 'crisis' a short while ago?
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Tolstoy (1962 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC
On a 1-10 scale, how bad is this?
Small-town Texas cops give two bogus citations to man for laws he didn't break after he objects to an illegal search. City Attorney vaguely threatens citee with anal rape:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emmoJvpSGyw
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R Danger D (101 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC
Modern Diplomacy II: Stalemate Lines
I have a question to submit to the collective. Are there stalemate lines in Modern Diplomacy II? If so, where are they?
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Hazel-Rah (1262 D)
30 Mar 14 UTC
A challenge and appeal to my former opponents...
Help me celebrate my anniversary!
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Automatic Diplomacy (0 DX)
04 Apr 14 UTC
Brief question concerning moves
If you move into a territory occupied by an enemy while they try to move into an unoccupied territory, will their move be successful, or will they be stuck? I'm asking because I vaguely remember being able to stop an enemy from moving by moving to where their unit was, but I recently tried it in a gunboat to no avail.
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Maniac (184 D(B))
04 Apr 14 UTC
Grand National Sweepstake
Pick a horse for the poster above - keep list up to date, one horse one player.
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kasimax (243 D)
25 Mar 14 UTC
french full press game
we tried setting one of these up a little while ago, yet it didn't work, so here's the second try!
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
03 Apr 14 UTC
Tightening muscles
I just noticed something weird:
I can tighten my right arm muscles quite well, but I seem to be unable to do anything other than moving with my left arm. It seems I'm unable to give the 'order' to simply tighten my left arm at all in any other way than pressing on something for example. My right arm is definitely stronger, but surely I should be able to tighten my left arm's muscles, even if they're weaker? Is that odd or normal?
Not worried, just curious.
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A_Tin_Can (2234 D)
03 Apr 14 UTC
Published press
Would you change your play style if all the messages between powers became public at the end if the game?
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shikari (231 D)
04 Apr 14 UTC
How to report players for possible out of game collusion?
Hey guys, I sense some foul play in one of my anonymous no chat games. Two players are cooperating on an impossibly accurate level with one player simply doing everything in their power to help another without defending for any attacks from the other player as if they are one player or two cooperating out of game. How do I report this to mods to check?
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Maniac (184 D(B))
02 Apr 14 UTC
Gambling with Maniac
Warning: Most of my bets lose, but if you want to follow the fun read on. Disclaimer, I am not licenced under any jurisdiction to offer gambling (investment) advice, your investment may go down as well as collapse, your home is at risk if you do not keep up the payments, yada, yada, yada...
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jmo1121109 (3812 D)
25 Jan 14 UTC
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Gunboat School of War - Official Thread
gameID=134235

This is the official thread for professor commentary. Professors are the only members permitted to discuss this game, though non-leading questions from spectators are welcome. Discussing ongoing gunboat games is in violation of site rules, gunboat SoW games are the sole exception to that rule via the moderator team. Please read the first post inside before posting in this thread.
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
03 Apr 14 UTC
A Salute to Jane Goodall
Today she turns 80 years young, and here's to 80 more - after all, she is an immortal goddess, right?

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2010/10/jane-goodall/quammen-text
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/04/140402-jane-goodall-gombe-chimps-primatology-tanzania-world-science/
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Thucydides (864 D(B))
02 Apr 14 UTC
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As above, below
Ah fuck i dont think i can keep up with the new memes
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zultar (4180 DMod(P))
02 Apr 14 UTC
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Why do I need memes to get +1s?
I've been lurking for months so PE can only assume that I will promptly show up in the next 30 minutes to post my master post, haul in double-digit +1s and ride off into the sunset a rich man once again.
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krellin (80 DX)
03 Apr 14 UTC
Zingerman's Deli (Obama's Lunch)
http://zingermansdeli.com/menus/corned-beef-sandwiches/

Obama visits Zingerman's Deli, touts them for paying above minimum wage. Kills his own argument by visiting a restaurant only the 1% can buy a sandwich from. Check out these prices...this is what $15/hr sandwich makers will cost you. (example: $13 for a turkey on rye...wow. Just wow...)
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Eggzavier (444 D)
01 Apr 14 UTC
New classic games
Two new classic games. WTAnonymous; 30 D each
Classic: gameID=139193
Gunboat classic: gameID=139194
Git sum
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