ok, the idea is to beat the system. do this by covering all aspects of the wish that could possiblly go wrong WITHOUT just saying "i wish that blah blah blah and nothing would go wrong with it." that's lame. you have to actually put thought into the wish, and try to make it un-screwupable. and no repeating the same wish that has been screwed up already.(i.e. P1, "i wish that i had a sick car." P2 "Granted, but you turn into a vegetable and are never able to drive it." P1, "i wish that i had a sick car, and that i didn't turn into a vebetable." unacceptable.) for those screwing up wishes, try to make it as bad as possible. like, death for all involved in the wish in the most horrible way imaginable. it's much more fun and entertaining. and no granting a wish, then making someone die. that means that the person who wished the wish wins. try to screw it up in such a way that they don't get the full/any of the wish.
I'll start.

I wish that The Rev(the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold) would come back from the dead(not as a zombie or any other monster), while retaining all of his ability as a drummer, and put on an exlusive show for myself and my friends-while retaining our abilities to see and hear-with the other band members of Avenged Sevenfold, M. Shadows, Synyster Gates, and Zacky Vengance, who have also retained all of their musical abilities, before any of us or them dies, or the world ends.
(i know, i used this one for Corrupt a Wish already, but this is v.2.0, and i'm too tired to think of a new one.)

No.

@jwalters: Granted, but the band decides to be horrible on purpose, even though they could be better. And when they are done, the world ends.

I wish that the A's will win the World series, without cheating at any point in the season, or using steroids. Also, no umpires will make bad calls that cause them to win, they will win fair and square. And finally, I wish that while playing the rest of the season, no member of the A's will die or get seriously injured.

Granted. A giant meteor comes towards earth and breaks up in the atmosphere. Pieces fall all over the United States coincidentally killing the majority of the players on every major league team except the A's. The other teams have to bring their minor league players up and the A's beat them all handily.

Personally I'd rather have standard wishes and have been think of creative ways of granting those wishes so that the end result is bad rather than just adding something bad.

I wish that this thread would be done as I've described above rather than as jwalters93 described above.

(replace "have been think" with "have people think".)

Granted, but this thread is completely different than the other one so just go to that one and leave this one alone. i wish i had a legally obtained large amount of cash that in no-way did i steal or kill anybody to get. I got the cash from buying a winning lottery ticket and I did not rig or go back in time to do it.

Granted, but that cash is from an obsolete currency that is not exchangeable. Your extensive use of paper has come from woodland reserves, and you are charged with illegal resource use.

pardon me if that is impossible.

sidenote: I second mr. Alderian. I don't think jwalters93 has the best ideas... I guess beating the system part is okay, but you don't have to make a horrible scenario. I think I did fine in screwing over the wisher.

I wish that I had a deliciously fresh cookie.

oh I see I was mistaken and that i was posting in the wrong thread. excuse me jwalters93!

same wish though.

Granted, but it tatstes horrible. (You never said it was delicious, just deliciously fresh)

I wish that I had an extremely hot girlfriend who loves me, will do whatever I say, will not physically or emotionally hurt me, will never break up with me, I will never die or get physically or emotionally hurt while dating her, I will never break up with her, she will never get die or get physically or emotionally hurt while dating me, and everyone else inthe world knows she is hot too.

Add in: And I'm not related to her.

Granted, but she turns you gay.

I wish people wouldn't post in this thread.

Granted, but everyone leaves the site

I wish Lebron had joined the Chicago Bulls

Granted, but he dies

I wish that nobody will grant me another wish