Number 2:
As France, in an F/G alliance, after we eliminated England, I convinced him that his fleets are useless, and I should support moves into them to disband them. He agreed. When I had 4 fleets, to his 2, I stabbed him, and went on to solo.
Number 1:
Even though this move backfired, it was still hilarious, and the highlight of my Diplomatic career.
We were playing a variant, Lost in Translation. Everything we said had to be run through Google translate, and posted in our country's native language. I was Russia, and for some reason, at war with Italy (Not sure why). I sent him a bunch of things that were intentionally nonsense, just to confuse him. Here it is (untranslated) if anyone wants to read it.
Me: Spring 1901: It seems the bird is flying away from home. Baby kittens do roost in Germany and France. I worry that the Turks with the use of bombs against the Arabs. What do you think? Do you think that magic hut will fly?
Italy: Spring 1901: I think that ...
that the Germans want war with the French
and that the Turks want to Greece
Me: Spring 1901: How do you think that the Turks will fly on chickens? He can send his army to one side. I just worry about the English barbers.
Italy: Spring 1901: I'm not sure. we have to wait for this turn to find out. Also, do not you realize that you were talking about Turks ", flying over the chicken?" haha must be a loose translation
Me: Spring 1901: Oxen in my bed. Many many will! Do you have a Turkish snot?
Italy: Autumn 1901: I am very sorry, but that last sentence makes no sense! Please try rewording your sentence.
Me: Autumn 1901: Oxen, Oxen! I do not know how else to say about it.
Me: Autumn 1901: Any chance you support the holding of Romania Turkey tries something funny?
Me: Autumn 1901: I am referring to Trieste. Turkey can try chicken in Serbia
Italy: Autumn 1901: haha i love the Russian to English. I am looking for something very subtle in obtaining another center from Austria. Do not worry though. I will help you achieve some centers also supply
Me: Autumn 1901: I too would like some chickens. Maybe you can attack on Turkey and to send him a will?
Italy: Autumn 1901: I'm not sure what you said, but it seems that you are on board .