MeepMeep has too many legendary quotes to be THELEGION

"I wanted world peace so I was willing to destroy other kids to enforce my idea"

"I learned from reading books, a person can lose 20% of the blood and still can function normally. At 40% of blood loss, the person will be weaken and get a headache. At 60% blood loss, a person will faint. At 80% blood loss, the person will die."

"I figured out many incredible battle tactics such as mobile defense, shuffling forces at various front to project powers, then move then in concentrate attack for local superiority."

"When you are in a running adrenaline rush, a cut in the blood veins on the head would squirt why far. I did measure once, it squirt 2 meters."

"Since I am well versed in so many subjects, let me try something new. "

"I invented the system of using bikes to mobilize. Normally it's streets vs streets but I also invented the system of alliances between streets so we need bikes to mobilize forces."

"I wanted world peace so I was willing to destroy other kids to enforce my idea"

i found synapse ;)

MeepMeep was a freaking idiot who pissed me off. I'm glad he's gone. Sad thing is that I recognize almost all the quotes Putin listed.

I had a girl once that would easily squirt 2 meters on a adrenaline rush. No blood involved though. Oh and by the way, as far as I know, if a person loses 40% of their blood drastic measures are required to prevent them from dying on the spot.

Fabulous memories ...... I'm laughing at those quotes over again, Meep Meep is truly the gift that keeps giving :-)

lmfao at that bike quote

when did this guy show up? I don't remember him at all but he sounds like one of the GOAT trolls on this site

For some reason I had already started laughing my ass off at "I invented." What came next only made it so much more hilarious.

Incidentally... I invented the system of washing my dick in the shower. Normally it's soap vs cheese but I also invented the system of alliances between soap and water so we need showers to demobilize the dirt."

Jesus. How did I miss meepmeep? comic genius.

How did you miss him? He was the greatest thing that ever happened.

He moved on to Vdip for a while. I recall beating him up in a game on the Africa map over there.

Seriously people, I am very sad. It used to be, I would come home from work, have a few beers and make stupid comments on stupid webdip threads and stupid people would respond. It was a great way to let steam off.

Now what? No one here. No crazy threads. Boring, boring, boring.

I tried trolling over a vdip, but their forum moves like molasses.

Guess I have to find a new diversion. Maybe I should get cable?

I suggest playing a few games of the weird game on this website that I occasionally look at when I'm bored of posting. :P

hmm. I don't know. Maybe, I could try it.

I'm thinking prozac . . .

Why not go all out? Certain hallucinogenics might get you thinking it's the 'good old days'

last time I used mushrooms, I had a "bad trip". don't think I'll do that again.

Do you think I could sue webdip for pain and suffering and causing me to develop a disabling depression?

Acid is just as easy to get hold of around here. Sad really, I've never touched drugs and I don't even smoke yet I still know exactly where to get hold of most things. Benefits (?) of having stoner friends.

some ecstasy and hookers

did you know that a lot of acid is cut with meth?

now i do, no wonder your feeling a little off

I find it hard to believe that in the UK. Meth barely exists here.

Well, in Oregon, it has long been true, but we had a very strong meth manufacturing base in the 70's, 80's and 90's.

Poor man's cocaine.

in the central US its huge, that shit will grab you by your balls and never let go

Yeah, tweakers are like IRL zombies. Meth started on the west coast back in the 70's. You know what finally shut it down in Oregon? Pseudoephedrine (sudofed) was put behind the counter. That did it. Of course, we have some meth coming up from Mexico, but it is not even close to the availability that it used to be.

boring.....

yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. I know.

As nigee grinds his teeth looking for his next fix