I have a story about the time I smoked salvia - it was crazy, basically I hallucinated that I had physically transformed into the powder inside a koolaid pouch, it was all dark and quiet. But then I heard some tapping and suddenly I was being swung back and forth over and over, quickly nauseating me. I felt my body compress down. Then a great clashing sound like a thunder clap, and a the brightest light I had ever seen in my life appeared above. I heard some distant droning noises and some infernal chuckling.
Then all of the sudden my world turned upside down. I fell out of my pouch and into a pond, and felt my body changing and becoming supple and smooth instead of gritty and dry. I had become One with the pond. Now all the water was purple. I quite like my new surroundings; the pond was bounded by tall yellow cliffs on all sides, and up above I saw the sun, which had a strange kind of propellor rotating constantly behind it. I thought it was beautiful, as suns go.
But just when I got comfortable the pond titled and I began to breach the wall on the left - or was it the right, I had time as I crested the top to see below a mangled looking mass of fleshy pinkness encircling a smelly I preferred the yellow pond and tried to hold on, but I was to smooth, and there wasn't enough friction. I poured out. But something shook just as this was happening, and I splattered all over the fleshy mass.
At this moment I snapped out of it and saw Legion clumsily, nastily, attempting to drink purple koolaid but spill it all over his fool-ass mouth. I pitied him then, and his sniveling friend Matt, and wondered why I ever agreed to babysit them, but also remember why I had resorted to smoking salvia to pass the time. However only a minute had gone by, which felt like a lifetime. The Life Of A Kool Aid Man.
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