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and quite reminiscent of Clinton's campaign, this is all a scheme for +1s from Tolstoy.

"this is all a scheme for +1s from Tolstoy. "

Meh. Believe it or not, my life is not so desperate that I feel the need for validation by tricking strangers on an anonymous internet forum into giving me "likes". I'm actually genuinely curious, and quite fascinated that The Orange One has received zero votes yet - despite having some vocal proponents here - while Hillary has received a fair number (8 so far). I remember the 2012 straw poll being fairly evenly split (and with much higher turnout).

"Cthulhu isn't comprehensible to human minds, but what matters here is age and death? "

Afraid so. The courts have essentially ruled that the birth & residency restrictions stipulated in the constitution are not going to be enforced, but they haven't done so for age yet... and I would imagine there are some statutes somewhere clarifying that candidates do need to be alive that have yet to be overturned. So you and Fillmore are out, but The Great Dreamer is in. If you don't like it, you need to change the law.

"none of the above"

Vote Cthulhu, why accept a lesser Evil?

At this point in the thread I feel the Lovecraft jokes are starting to stretch thin. Thin as the sound of the pipes of Azathoth.

Legolas
Anyone?

" I'm actually genuinely curious, and quite fascinated that The Orange One has received zero votes yet "

How about the fact that you miswrote one of the candidates' name?

The Donald


(Happy leon1234?)

"How about the fact that you miswrote one of the candidates' name?"
Yes, I'm quite sure no one knows what Donald Drumpf is supposed to mean. No one at all.

Donald Drumpf is a great name, why does he feel the need to hide his roots?

Using his actual name is hiding his roots? One of the most bizarre elements of this extremely bizarre election has been the Democrat fascination with this non-issue.

Like Republicans being fascinated with birth certificates?

There's the over-the-pond disconnect, because nobody actually cares about it. It's just a good joke on occasion.

An excellent joke, much better than the rest of the electoral process...

What's the joke? Donald's real name is slang for breaking wind. In what universe is any other name possibly more amusing?

I've never heard that slang use in my life.

Seriously? You Yanks have been missing out on Trump based fart humour all this time?! It's the only thing that's made the election bearable!

Maybe he's used his vast wealth to suppress those jokes for the past few decades?

Not a single vote for Trump? I know there used to be some fellow conservatives that posted here. Where'd they all go?

There are definitely huge Trump fans still on the forum. Not sure why they didn't +1 him.

i still like Millard Fillmore. i mean with a name like that how the heck did he occupy the oval office?

i also heard that MF was the real inventor of 'Buffalo Wings'.

Drumpf is a joke made by Germanophobic progressives. Recognizing the name by +1ing it would be giving in to such unbased smears.

Or Germanophilic praise.

if you're an hermanophibic does that mean you don't like 'the Munsters'?

Just saying. I have the Drumpf Google browser attachment thing made by Last Week Tonight so I didn't even notice because his name always is Drumpf for me.

if your serving Turkey, i would like a Drumpf stick and a slice of breast.