Oh, way to bash your own team, Baron Samedi ;)
I don't CARE what kind of Ghost Rating we have, Californians... I will, WE will bring you victory after victory until the fight is done, the war is won, and we see our place in the sun!
We'll fight them on the beaches! We'll fight them in the trenches! We'll fight them in the Balkans, the Scands, the Southern Seas!
It doesn't matter the rating, whether the team is outmanned, out gunned, or out-Ghosted... it's the SPIRIT of the people that shines through, and the Californian spirit will shine through and through!
Californians are all spirit, all guts, all glory... and no truth.
But we don't need the truth, and anyway, they can't HANDLE our truth, can they, Californians?
The fact remains that We are the Greatest! We're baaaaadddd men! We'll shake up the world! If they talk some jive, we'll drop 'em in five! Talk a little more, and we might drop 'em in four... maybe just for fun we drop 'em in one!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee... speak softly, and carry a big stick!
Texas is a turkey waiting to be cooked! Texas tigers... more like Texas Turkeys! (Them AND their Turkey Day-plaing Cowpokes from Dallas!)
London- prepare to be BROILED!
Canada... eh, you're Canada, what do we care...
But San Diego and Pacific Coast- it's on! You neglect your Californian duties, Durden, you secede from this Union... and by gum we'll get you with all we've got! Why we'll be more devestating than a Chargers' playoff loss (which should come as much of a shock to Bolt fans anymore, really...)
And now, clearly...
I need a nap :p
But before I do, I, as captain of Team California, made such by the fact I was the only one with so little of a life to actually keep whining and pushing to put the team together...
I hereby proclaim Johnny Carson's Theme to be The Official Team California Anthem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keiuXB3dJ0E
With Johnny Carson's theme on our side, we cannot POSSIBLY FAIL!
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