The game will be anon and for 5 - just the way Draug would have liked it.

In my draug voice--I will have to wait until Friday to join, however, because I need points from this epic game I'm in.


Later post (just posting now so I don't get flagged for posting too often) Screw it! I'll just retire/quit. Go f*ck yourself Sargmacher.


Am I doing this right?

Splendid.

Though I have not "known" Draugnar for long, I must say that he has touched me over time (and I don't mean like a young boy in a Penn State locker room...). I have bludgeoned him with my random belligerence, and likewise been bludgeoned in return...and at other times have stood by his side in a righteous (errrr...uh...) fight! I will recall him as one of my earliest encounters in the forums...or at least one of the earliest to make an impact...and should he fade away, he shall truly be missed.

Don't get me wrong, I like Draug. My rants above are only for garnering votes and the elusive golden ticket, er, I mean PW.

Draugnar, the hero of Webdip
Diplomacy's own Gaza Strip
With a fuse as short as a troll dick
You gave all those admins a round kick
I understand, after all scorn
You need to see crying in porn
Though you're gone, like the wind steals a fart
Just remember, you left with my heart

Oh, Vafty, I like that entry! Inspired.

I think the next entry has to be written in iambic pentameter and then a hiaku and so forth. A different format each time.

F*ck that! That's bull sh*t! You don't have any right high jacking this thread and dictating poetry. I was just venting fine until you decided to troll and be a nuisance. Go back to your cave with the mods and have a circle jerk. You know you want to be the pivot man.

I think I understand why draug vents. It's so liberating to vent and all you know me by is my ID. I am sitting here laughing at this whole thing.

Hell yes it's liberating to vent! With a single vent, I have at times caused pages of near-violent angry rants by people that, for some reason, think I give a single shit about what they are saying. I don't...not a single shit....not even one of those shit where you squeeze and grunt and strain....then take a breather...then go back at it again and it feels like a fucking boulder is passing through your ass and then....<plink>....this little pea-sized piece of shit drops to your great relief....I don't even give THAT tiny shit about most people's rants in response to me...

I bet Draug will be back before this game ends. This isn't the first time he has quit the site.

I know. But still. Let's have a game. And I'd rather create something positive rather than those people who only have negative things to say in their posts - it's getting boring.

Well screw this waiting...let's start assembling a list and get the hell on with it. Any moment now our glorious spiritual leader is going to crash the whole site with a month-long DoS attack and we'll be screwed!

Very few people know about his incredible charity work, such is the man he didn't like to brag about it

bump

Sargmacher you're a fucktard for bumping this POS up. (So when do I get the PW? I am clearly the best at being draugnar)

If you want to be the best at Draugnar, you need to throw in the occasional typo autocorrected to something completely random and out of context.

I love it when I got spam in my personal female.

mestrate yourself

mestrate - no dictionary results

uh it was a typo, hello. To correct it to something else would have lost all meaning

bump - no one else interested?

I understand at this very moment he is on a mercy mission to tend to victims of the civil war in Syria ....... that man is a Saint

I thought what I said was funny but only one other person thought so...
And I am already in a high stress game and am about to start another...

More places available!

I thought this would have a lot more take up, to be honest.

Draugnar was like the Miss Congeniality of webdip.

This game is like a wake, except you know the guy is going to get up before dawn.

So it's like Good Friday?

DRAUGNAR IS JESUS

Draugnar won't be coming back - he emailed me and said. He's definitely not coming back this until his African wildlife porn collection runs out.

So....that can't be more than what? 3 days? If he's dedicated and has a lot of ky?

3 more people needed.

3 more people needed....so who are the current 4?

My favorite was when draug popped a blood vessel in his brain and all he could get out for several hours were homophobic epithets typed in all caps. Not gonna repeat them but if someone had said it to me in real life it would have been baseball bat worthy. Though if you're really curious you could just go waaaaay back in the forum, this was like 2 years ago. Chances are you will find something way better along the way.

Need more for this one.

@kretin: Czech, myself, and Vaftrudner in so far. Do you want the password.

@Sicarius: are you joining?

Classic, non-anon, 36 hour game. Come on guys, 3 more please.

I'll join if you get six and cant find anyone else, but would prefer not.

Draugnar is back! I witnessed his resurrection. I say we continue with the game nevertheless!

Or you can run away crying...