Ah, dearest America, we meet again. Come, sit, make yourselves comfortable by the fire with your radios and a warm cup of hot chocolate on this cold and desolate night. I'd like to have a chat.
Let me take you back to a simpler time. A time when mankind was judged not on his ability to spin flowery tales of deceit, but on his mental prowess on the field of battle. A time when he had to work - do REAL work - instead of watching wealthy elites lie their way into his income, his private life, even his own body, contorting the justice of the law into a tyrannical abomination of control. A time when, though the work was hard, the rewards were reaped by him, not someone else.
Take a look around, America.
What do you see? Do you see prosperity? Do you see comfort? Do you see paradise? Or do you see a decaying system rotting due to the fancy wordplay of a few powerhungry elites, your hard work on the battleground slipping to nothing, your work worth less and less each day as your happiness falls into the pit of oblivion?
You need not worry, America, for I have a dream. I have a dream of an America where my children will be judged not on the color of their press but on the content of their tactics, a dream that little live gamer boys and live gamer girls will be able to join hands with little 48-hour gamer boys and 48-hour gamer girls as sisters and brothers, A DREAM... where we can all come together as one at the table of brotherhood, where no more shall the marginalized gunboaters be given a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient GR."
Don't worry, America. I am working tirelessly to bring about this dream. Vice President Sargmacher is working all day and night to correct this injustice. Equality isn't a privilege to be handed to some; it is a right to be enjoyed by all. This is the spirit on which webDiplomacy was founded, and by the grace of God and the power of the human mind, it is a spirit which shall live on in our administration.
And now, in uncertain future, I invoke all of you one last time to look to the past. Look to that simpler time, and take the fundamental values of the past with you as we work in this tattered present toward a united and prosperous tomorrow.
Let the principles of our past be the foundation of our future!