@krellin, Your Fort Knox example is flawed. ALL you can do with entangled particles is measure them. You can NOT change them in some way deliberately and keep them entangled. So you can't say, "If the door opens, we'll change it to a 1." Do that, and it's no longer entangled.
All you can do is measure it, and whatever the result is, that's the result. You have NO control over the outcome on EITHER end, so you can NOT use it to send such information as a door opening (or anything else).
Think of it like this. Somebody takes two boxes and puts a coin in each -- and they're both either heads up or heads down. Then he gives one to you and one to somebody else. You drive hundreds of miles away. You open your box. It's heads up. You now know that his box also has heads up. But if you change your coin to heads down, his coin doesn't change. You've just lost the correlation. So you can't communicate with this.
That's what entanglement is, although there are some additional (very important) properties involving measurement of related, not-quite-orthogonal observables. NONE of these properties, however, allows FTL COMMUNICATION, any more than the coins does. You can insult all you want, but you only demonstrate your lack of interest in really understanding physics. I already cited FROM YOUR OWN LINKS how they did not say what you claimed.