My favorite exchange was recently between me (as Russia) and philcore (as Turkey)…
(To: You, from Turkey) - Spring, 1903: I've been looking at how to get bud though, you'll want to support Vienna with gal, so northern of them can move. That leaves rum with Vienna support and bulg hit Serb. It'll bounce if send the mover, plus bulg is vulnerable if he's a mover.
(To: Turkey, from you) - Spring, 1903: Sorry, I didn't follow that. I've been drinking too, so maybe it's just me. Say again?
(To: You, from Turkey) - Spring, 1903: I'm about a 6pack + 4 rum and cokes in, so ill try again tomorrow. ;-)