None of my normal games rhyme

Sorry, I'm too nad for rhymes, even in my first language. But it's a good idea. Have you already creared the game?

Or to gain extra credit
could we rap the radio edit?
We've guessed wrong again
and blaming our luck
And screaming at the screen
Ah, what the ----

How do "again" and "screen" rhyme
I don't understand, Maniac
We really should make it a crime
To fail at being a brainiac
Ha! I just won badass of the day
Though I know this rhyme scheme sucks
But as my grandfather would say
FUCK YOU, SHMUCKS

A rhymed sentence conceals my intentions
High tensions, defend your supply centres
A private game low stakes gonna drop a bomb boy
I'll be seeing you with a seven ship convoy
So message me for the ID
But all your weak ass backstab'sll never get by me
Join the game, you only live once yolo
Cos aint no such things as half way solos

Ma nigga, sounds like a good idea,
My rhymes so swag il send you to north Korea
putins wet dream, hard labour all day
he's just mad cause he won't get sick pay
I am more famous than your moms vagina......
.....Except that I am not on the loose....
Yeah uh hugh skip to da chrous nigga.

I got a grey kitty, white one, and a tabby too
And a big orange guy who put snakes in my shoes
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck, and I roll with ma kitties, and I'm hard as fuck

Mapu on the board, ya know what I'm sayin?
And when I'm in the game there won't be no delayin'
Make your move -- I will improve
Yo France, do that record jam on the groove.

Warrior Bards II, including rap, rhyme, profanity, and sexual overtones: http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=29250&viewArchive=Messages

Fuck the French
And the Germans to
Fuck the Turks
and the Italian crew
Fuck the English
And the Russian scum
Austrian power our time has come

*too

No, he was predicting a future where the Germans would fuck the Turks and the Italian crew.

1. SYnapse
2. ILN
??

Mapu: A true aficionado of the poetic form. ILN: Horrified that you should think my spelling that poor!

Why dont ya niggas join the game, yall niggas is whack
I'll beat you all the way to Munich and back
Like jmo I'll silence you,
My rhymes are true
You're the kind of liberal bashing redneck I'd like to bring violence to
On the webdip forums, There's no decorum
I need a game to alleviate boredom

War of the masses, the agony, the shame
Droppin the others like Ali is my name,
Butterfly movement across Europe's my game
And if you even dream of stabbing, you're the only one to blame

I run the hardest game from Milwaukee to Mecca
I cover all the angles like a KGB defector
I spin the sweetest rhymes like a jar full of nectar
And when it's all over, I'm Achilles and you're Hector

So if you battle me you'll be weeping bitter tears
I'll be running across your country in a minimum of years
But if you want to boast that you've faced your greatest fears
Add the mighty Genghiskhan and get kicked in your rears.

I'll throw my hat in this muthafucking ring,
Gotta show these bitches who's the real GR King.
Think you can challenge me? Can't be serious!
Beat all you bitches harder than Charles Sumner was.
I'm truly a newbie, yes it's true
but my rhymes will leave you feeling black and blue.
In conclusion, I'll smack you all, even as Italy,
And break you like an old man's leg, all weak and brittlely.

Who's illustrious enough to join the biggest,
The baddest, hardest real and raw niggas
Synapse Bob Ghengis, ILN and gr king
When we let loose and do our thing,
Some niggas will take centres, some niggas will be lost
Some might be on the end of a German solo lolocaust
Aust-ria, wouldn't wanna be ya
We gonna rhyme hard and tight like John Cena (nohomo)

I got my mind on my centers and my centers on my mind.

bump bump bumpitty bump bump bump

/\ notta rap
can't even clap
to that low down dirty rat...

it's abstract man, you can't judge art
just join our game, cuz it's gonna start

bump

Cmon 3 needed, this will be fun!

I'll play then but it had better be fun
People always say they will be fun but then don't communicate, is it anonymous?

How many freeloaders in the game?

Non anonymous, fun is mandatory

I just want to get on well with my neighbour
I'm not a aggressive land-grabber, I vote Labour

We doing this?

2 needed

Bump