Mirrors don't reflect, they're actually portals to a parallel universe containing people's evil twins. When you're not looking your evil twin will jump out of the mirror, kill you and take your place.

Wake up, sheeple!

Science is all one big conspiracy formulated by Satanist-athiest Charles Darwin to destroy Christianity. Scientists don't actually do research in their labs, they just worship Satan, eat babies, invent new lies and sodomize each other all day.

Wake up!

Muslim terrorists didn't pilot two jumbo jets into the World Trade Center. Larry Silverstein actually piloted the Twin Towers into the path of two jumbo jets in order to kill the Muslims on board.

Wow, sodomy and tasty babies! I want to be a scientist when i grow up!

Nobody actually climbs Mount Everest they set off from base camp, walk around the corner and all laugh at how gullible the everyone is. Scenes of planting the flag are created in a studio in pinewood, I know because my great aunt's sister's son's brother once told after a few pints. Notice how no one every "conquers" Everest on April fools day as that would give the game away.

That's true Maniac I heard that from your great aunt's sister's son's brother. We've both heard it so that confirms the truth even though we both got it from the same source, that still corroborates it, right?

Did you also know that the US government blew up the Challenger space shuttle on purpose? There was a nationwide teachers strike planned for the sprint of 1983 in response to Ronald Reagan's massive cuts to public school funding. Reagan killed Christa McAuliffe to send a message to the United Federation of Teachers. After considering more subtle methods like a execution style shooting or cement shoes Reagan decided that the best way to intimidate the teachers was to kill one of their own on live television with an exploding space shuttle.

I'll be completely honest. I hacked blankmind's mind (given, his mind is blank so not too hard) so he would get himself silenced. He's also programmed to do it again when the time is right.

Also, people don't need to drink, they're just addicted to water because the government adds fluoride to all liquids, which is known for it's addictive qualities. Having water taps inside houses only furthers the stereotype that it's necessary. Cave men were well known for not drinking ANY liquids, and they turned out just fine.

Yes, but once the cave men moved out of their underwater caves and onto the surface "world" they in earnest up to that, what in all down over, needed

Wat?

You guys know Stonehenge is the future site of the rebirth of Pindar, leader of the Illuminati, right?

It occurs to me that blankflag being temporarily silenced only delays, rather than reduces, the volume of his... output.

His silence is almost up. We should throw an end-of-the-world party.

never mind about parties, what you need to be concerned about is that fox news broadcasts invisible signals that affect your sense of smell. we need to know if fox news is using mind control and what specifically its purpose would be.

this is more important than your party, sheep_sox

Yeah yeah yeah, and the NSA spies on me, really how likely do you think that is....

The senses we don't have in or of it because tme space waves clogged they

listen to reasons

So, to sum up.

A baby-eating sodomite of a “scientist” stumbled upon a “mirror” that is actually a portal to another world whilst he was not really climbing Everest. This portal happened to be installed in the car that was transporting Diana through the French tunnels on that fateful night. The significance that the chasing paparazzi were driving red, white and blue cars should not be lost on anyone who knows the Royal family background. Just before the crash Diana’s evil twin (or Evil Diana’s twin depending on your perspective) came through the portal, killed Diana and then converted to Islam. She tried to rekindle her affair with other Muslims, but that didn’t happen (or did it?)/ She later went on to fly one of the planes that the twin towers were moved into and luckily saw her reflection in the glass and popped back to the alternate universe which is why hardly any of her remains remain. None of this has been reported by Fox, so it must be true. She will, of course, reappear in this world when the time is right, probably at Stonehenge just to outshine Pinder.

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I know you are all having fun, but the best solution to blankmind is to blank him from your mind by muting him.

Why? The forum is no fun if you only have a bunch of smart people talking.