I'm a Southerner, obviously, though I apparently talk like a North Carolinian, instead of a Tennessean.

Most similar cities:
1 Columbus GA
2 Montgomery AL
3 Winston-Salem NC
4 Charlotte NC
5 Greensboro NC

I grew up in Nova Scotia, but apparently talk nothing like an east coaster.

1 Salt Lake City UT 41.3
2 West Valley City UT 41.2
3 West Jordan UT 41.2
4 Provo UT 41.2
5 Modesto CA 39.9

Least Similar Cities
1 Toms River NJ 24.4
2 Elizabeth NJ 25.9
3 Newark NJ 26.3
4 New Haven CT 27.8
5 Waterbury CT 27.9

I doubt they'd even believe I was from the east coast in CT or NJ...

Straight up NY/NJ

Most Similar Cities
1 Yonkers NY 53.8
2 Newark NJ 53.2
3 Elizabeth NJ 52.6
4 Toms River NJ 52.2
5 New York NY 51.9

Not bad, I have mostly lived in Columbus and Cincinnati, and have never lived in New England

Most Similar Cities
1 Toledo OH 45.5
2 Warren MI 45.3
3 Detroit MI 45.1
4 Madison WI 45.0
5 Grand Rapids MI 44.

Least Similar Cities
1 Worcester MA 28.5
2 Plymouth MA 29.8
3 Providence RI 29.9
4 Boston MA 30.7
5 Manchester NH 30.

Oh, and least.

Most Similar Cities
1 Yonkers NY 53.8
2 Newark NJ 53.2
3 Elizabeth NJ 52.6
4 Toms River NJ 52.2
5 New York NY 51.9
Least Similar Cities
1 Des Moines IA 29.1
2 Wichita KS 29.4
3 Little Rock AR 29.5
4 Abilene TX 29.8
5 Omaha NE 30.7

dipplayer, I'm guessing you're a pee-can guy? :)

I guess I'm the first Westcoast'er.

Most Similar Cities
1 Vancouver WA 52.9
2 Gresham OR 52.7
3 Topeka KS 52.6
4 Stockton CA 52.6
5 Salem OR 52.4
Least Similar Cities
1 Providence RI 31.7
2 Yonkers NY 33.1
3 Waterbury CT 33.7
4 New Haven CT 33.8
5 New York NY 34.1

I'm not an American but thought it would be interesting to take the quiz anyway. My assumption before taking the test was that I'd come out closest to the way people speak in Massachusetts or Rhode Island. Here's what I got:

Most Similar Cities:
1 Providence RI 43.4
2 Baltimore MD 42.3
3 New York NY 41.8
4 Plymouth MA 41.1
5 Lowell MA 40.6

Least Similar Cities:

1 Lubbock TX 28.0
2 Amarillo TX 28.8
3 Fort Worth TX 29.0
4 Waco TX 29.2
5 Beaumont TX 29.3

I want PE to take this since he basically talks like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy

An example of the dialect of the place I grew up, the Shetland Islands, is in this fun video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrLjsCCGnuo

(The Shetlander is the one on the left)

Pee-cahn.

Stress on the first part

"since he basically talks like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy"

lmao

I actually tried to earlier but it wouldn't run.

Got it!

Most Similar:
1 Jackson MS 60.5
2 Lafayette LA 60.0
3 Baton Rouge LA 59.5
4 Metairie LA 58.7
5 New Orleans LA 58.6

Least Similar:
1 Worcester MA 27.9
2 Plymouth MA 28.2
3 Manchester NH 28.6
4 Lowell MA 29.7
5 Springfield MA 30.4

Map:
http://i.imgur.com/hyVOntg.png

Wait, I actually looked at it more closely now.

Jackson, MS? Someone shoot me.

It got my location perfectly.

I'm a "Server Overloaded" accent I guess. :-)