And so did the band Muse.

@Editors note - I'm done with this thread. Jag turned it into an anti-religion and pro racism thing. I don't need to participate in shit like that.

And then Conservative Man saved this thread from death.

But then Conservative man was eaten by Zombies who ride ponies and then eat the ponies once they kill somebody elso

Yet at that point the air, 'til then all at once the air now grew denser, the winds, first at a calm and gentle yawn belying the mood and then all at once with a howling fury that engulfed the party of in sounds not of this world but of a fouler nature, and from this maelstrom of fury, the swirling winds catching the scent of death from the dead and dying and filling the scene and seemingly the hearts of all before them with such feelings of death and despair, it was into such an atmosphere that Lucifer himself created and entered, bringing with him the hatred of thousands of years and the fury of an untold sum of men, for it was behind the Prince that his army rode, these men, with no earthly or heavenly substance or spirit, only the cold, skeletal structures of the basest of man, eyes reflecting the hot embers of their fallen lives and the torment of their Prince- upon such a scene Lucifer rode, blazing banner aloft, to regain Paradise once more.

Then God came down and killed them all with his Allmighty wrath.

(Oh geez, killer, I set up all that for a one-liner? lol...)

And upon this was He revenged for the Prince's betrayal, he who had once worn the courtesies and glory of the Almighty now lay, forever borne with such a blow that from the depths of his Being the Prince should have erupted, such was the agony, if still the power of will came, but here, alas, he lay, once favored, once cast away, and now struck down and slain by He who had wept of his leaving and paid his wrath far more than could even he match- there lie the Prince, forever stricken, and God looked upon him yet with the tender mercy so shortly before absent, and once more wept, tears of rebirth and renewal upon the desolatation the Prince left in his wake, the desolation of a world of souls, now, cursed to feel forevermore the pains once of the Prince, now of the Lord.

And then Nigel De Jong put his studs into God's chest and said,....

Blessed be the man who puts his studs in God's chest, for whom you put your studs in, you keep.

Then Riddick and Bill Clinton arrived holding hands asking "Did somebody say studs?"

And upon their glorious arrival an angel came down from heaven....

... whose name was CHUCK NORRIS.
He delivered a kick that could shatter bone
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
While Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And crushed Batman's head in-between his thighs...

After which Riddick and Clinton gave Chuck a standing ovation.