It's no that funny.

jack russell masterrace

http://www.lepetitpuppynyc.com/photos/jack%20russel.jpg

Puppy mills maybe.

This little guy has no idea what you're talking about. But he loves you anyway!

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Libertarians love the buying and selling of animals.

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There is nothing wrong with buying and selling animals. Or eating them. Eating that delicious, delicious meat they have on them.

whoops, link stretch

> You are posting too frequently, please slow down.

Down with Hominid Oppression!

"Eating that delicious, delicious meat they have on them."

And getting colon cancer from it. Justice.

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Eating meat doesn't give you colon cancer. Not eating it does tend to give you pretentiousdickitus, however.

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"Eating meat doesn't give you colon cancer."

Keep telling yourself that.

http://www.cancerteam.com/cancer-prevention/red-meat-smoked-meat-and-colorectal-cancer-prevention

" Not eating it does tend to give you pretentiousdickitus, however."

A frat boy calling someone a pretentious dick because he doesn't eat smoked pig carcass in sufficient quantities? Good one.

I graduated a year and a half ago. If the fratboy comment was ever an effective insult it isn't now.

Eating meat doesn't cause colon cancer. The study to link to, assuming it isn't full of shit, says eating too much red or processed meats can increase your risk of colon cancer. I don't think anyone ever thought wolfing down a half pound of pastrami every day was good for you. That's way different than saying just eating meat causes colon cancer, but why let inconvenient information get in the way of your own personal propaganda campaign?

Right, and because every study is written in the form of doing X increases risk of Y, that's the best response you can come up with.

Yes, those of us who choose not to eat meat are automatically pretentious dicks. You're doing a great job of getting rid of the asshole frat guy stereotype.

He didn't say that, ghug. He said it *tends* to make you so.

Gosh, what it is with vegetarians and misinterpreting causal statements?

It seems pretty clear, at least in men that cancer, particularly colon cancer, is correlated to obesity. (e.g., http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23481261). Is that correlation, however, indicative of causation? Might the obese also more likely to be smokers and/or sedentary and/or consumers of above average amounts of processed foods, particularly red meat? Or any of these permutations, and more?

I tend to like bull dogs

Especially Georgia Bulldogs

I feel obligated to say that I'm libertarian(ish) and I do not support the buying, selling, or in almost all cases eating of animals.

Also, the best kinds of dogs are mutts, because they are the best. Jack Russells are delightful, though. Georgia Bulldogs are awful, awful creatures.

Butler Bulldogs are pretty awesome.

If the meat is farmed, fed organically, and treated humanely throughout its life however short it may be, eating meat is fine. If the meat is captured, fed a bunch of shit to make it fatter and injected with more shit to make it fatter, and treated like you treat the casual fruit fly in your pantry, then it's not okay.

"the best kinds of dogs are mutts, because they are the best."

Can argue with that kind of logic.

"A frat boy calling someone a pretentious dick because...."

I think it *hillarious* when Putin asccidently reveals the true source of his angst and hate. He no doubt a ridiculous looking, perhaps ugly, socially awkward twat who never was accepted by the "in" crowd...so he has instead decided to reject anything "popular" or "main stream" and constantly drifts towards whatever is radical and outspoken, because it is only amongst the troglodytes and social rejects where he feels comfortable and accepted.

Awww....I almost feel sorry for that ass clown Putin, that shit sucking dog cock. But I don't..

stahp

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And frat boys tend to be cliquey assholes who bought their friends.

Just because you pay to have friends doesn't mean you are not socially awkward. It just means you have money to blow.

Again, I graduated a year and a half ago. This is the Who Let the Dogs Out of insults.

And, to be clear, you don't buy your friends. You pool resources with your friends in order to do things like maintain a house or throw bigger versions of the parties everyone throws in college. I can only speak for our chapter, but no one was ever denied a bid or kicked out for inability to pay dues. "Paying for friends" is a canard.

But again, I'm an alumn now. Undergraduate Greek life couldn't be further from my mind now. Strange you should obsess over the details of my life so.