You're dead meat. Six against one from the start. Not meta-gaming, just kicking the dog.

He-hey, alright, the brain cells rubbed together for once! That was *almost* witty!

(Thanks, guys.)

@strat

(@all)

Ladies, ladies. Get yourselves together. Those handbags were quite expensive, from what I recall.

Flash, if you want to create the game (so we have the game number for the commentary thread), go for it. I'm on my phone and not able to do so right now. Make sure you leave enough time on the join deadline for ghost to join monday...

I'd be snarky but my son brought some death flu home from daycare so dealing with you people is making me want to toss my cookies

Or ava, since flash isn't online

Strat, was that an order? I wouldn't expect anything better of you. Unfortunately, I am heading into a face to face game, which is what real men do. I'd suggest you pull your manhood out of your anus and make one yourself.

I did this out of Pity (with a capital P) for stratagos, who is apparently getting his arse kicked by his diapered baby.

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=34268

Made me stop at a Starbucks and pull out my laptop, too.

Screw it. I forgot to password it.

@President Eden. I don't know. Are you fucking capable or not? Can means are you able, *may* is a request for permission dill hole.

ava, you managed to fail in opening a game? You're in trouble.

Ghost, isn't it past your bedtime? Go to your room.

Ok, Ava, let me see if I understand: You flame me for not setting up a game, then you try to do so yourself - and fail miserably.

That's akin to being a grammar nazi if someone uses the wrong version of their/they're/there and doing so in 3133tspeek.

We'll be using the following game:
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=34275

I will send out invites shortly, then kick off the commentary thread. Since ava apparently isn't capable.

"@President Eden. I don't know. Are you fucking capable or not? Can means are you able, *may* is a request for permission dill hole."

fucking grammar
how does it work?

Regarding a player vs commentator flame war in the commentary thread, how the hell would that work when we are playing anon, eh? Come one people, put one and one together. Or, are you bitches fine with us all posting in the commentary thread and using it to confuse who is who?

"Ghost, isn't it past your bedtime?"

Aww, has someone not worked out the analogue clock yet? I'm sure once you've learnt it your parents will let you buy a digital one.

"fucking grammar
how does it work?"

Best not to explain to innocent minds.

You make your talkback *in the game*, moron; you only would post on the thread if it wouldn't reveal who you are

I am in the Suckening. Anyone want a draw? It's the only time you'll have a chance.

Where's the commentary thread?

Found it. Why did you have to give it such a difficult name to find? Is that the kind of clarity we can expect from the analysis? Why oh why do I waste my time on these people.

Abso-fucking-lutely, Alderian. Only a tool wouldn't want to fuck with the commentators' minds that way! Get with it, asshat!

@flash - it was an intelligence test; one you obviously *failed*

My youngest daughter has turned against me and refused to say she loves me - and now she has run off to France; her two elder sisters have taken my inheritance and then thrown me out of their homes - and all because I have a few rowdy friends. I have nowhere to live and am followed everywhere by a Fool. I even had to send my friend from Kent away because he criticised me in front of my whole family. I am angry all the time and feel like I am going mad.

And all you can do is try to cover your own inadequacies with the obvious lie that you were testing me!

Oh, and I've been teaching King Lear this week. I should try to be Edmund instead, he's a real bastard and almost scoops the pot. Surely I can do better than him...

Well, why didn't you fucking say so stratagos? Let's all just spout out half-congealed ideas and expect everyone to grasp them clearly, eh? If the obvious goes unsaid, this particular group of folks is going to mangle it anyway they can, and not from want of trying to get it right. Blowhard.

Here's flash... Blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine, blah, blah, blah. If all your gonna do is atlk and whine and not curse or insult, you're too fucking lame to play.

Join the bloody game already...sheesh just how incompetent are you retards.

I've already joined and made you my bitch. Didn't you get the message?

The only message I got was the package with your signature on the dotted line under "I agree to store your crotch in my mouth for the remainder of this game."