@Draugnar: You asswipe, I just wanted to give you a second chance at getting your ass handed to you. And I'd laugh at you when it happened... because we both know it will.

Fucker.

I read some of the message archive from the first game, and now you fucking twats have me swearing at everything. Fuck all of you for keeping me entertained and making me pollute the air with my filth. :)

Hey, Kat... You figured it out yet? You know, which is your ass and which is your mouth?

Lol. It's all the same to you if you're blind. Which you must be because you can't see that I'm trying to give you a chance to play again, you ungrateful jerk.

;-)

Maybe I don't want to play if I can't beat up on your half-witted comments.

Half-witted? Half-witted? I wish you all had half a wit between you.

Be fair: I had to donate a few wits to make up for Draugnar's anti-wit.

@Draugnar: Oh, I see, you only want to play because you have no confidence in your beating up on comments and you perceive me as an easy target. What does that say about what the others will do to you, then? I think they are going to make you their bitch, which is probably the real reason you're still quitting like the ass pansy you are.

Girls, girls, you're both pretty

On a serious note: if Kat isn't playing after all, then I'll play. I just wanted to make certain flash had a spot.

Strat, you wouldn't know a pretty girl if she came in the room, stripped down, and sat on your lap, you punter.

This is warming up nicely.

You do realise I am overdue for a France or Turkey? None of the Austrian beg-to-stay-alive stuff. Mind you, the system would give me South Africa again if it could. Bloody code. How can we put an algorithm in charge of our lives?

Probably why Bush won last time.

And I have a hangover. I'd complain about the wine but it was mine anyway. Stupid glass, the shape is to blame.

@Draug - you're describing every night my wife comes home to me. Suck it.

Fuck, I just got dumped for a country bumpkin in rural Ala-fucking-bama. I could supply some mindless rage for you pompous ivory-tower jackasses. Sign me up if your inferior brains can handle the concept.

And if you won't take me, kindly fuck you, and let me fucking rage-commentate. (Seriously, rage-commentary would be fucking hilarious, don't you think?)

Eden, why don't you take your Enclave ass and go hang yourself? What's that you say? You don't have an ass? You think I don't know that? So go virtually hang your virtual ass! Damn Enclave always fucking everything up.

@strat - I said "pretty girl" not "ugly hag". You need new glasses, dude.

"you're describing every night my wife comes home to me. Suck it."

Which is a 1 in 10 year event, because the other nights, she's with me, sucking it.

Alternative: Draugnar, he doesn't want glasses, because then he could actually see the aforementioned wife.

Alderian, dear, did you drink something polluted or are you always this fucking ignorant? I'm a head and a voice, ya dumbass. How about I hang your ass as a replacement? (And why the fuck do you hate the Enclave? We're finding parents for every fucking orphan and you're gonna hate? I think someone's a bit butthurt from when we kicked your Chi-Com ass out of Alaska. Just sayin'.)

Future Winner:
Stratagos

Future Losers:
Ghost
Ava
Ursa
Alderian
Draugnar
Flashman

Pussing out:
Katsarephat

Whining about the fact that they're laggards, and possibility being willing to set up another game:
President Eden

Well, that just about defines the alliances then: everyone against Stratagos.

fuck it, rage-commentating YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Can we complain about the commentary in the commentary thread?

I mean, looking at some of the threads out there all I find is small minded minions trying to understand the moves of greatness in games they didn't join themselves and showing up their inadequacies in the process. If I make a great move and it doesn't come off, don't tell the world I made a mistake; tell them how unlucky I was!

Stupid morons with so much time on their hands that they think they can dissect us?

Of course you don't understand why I didn't support X into Y, if you did it would have been a totally transparent and dumb move by definition.

Critics, that's all you are: frustrated wannabes who couldn't put two moves together yourselves if you tried. I bet you even think Venice attacking Trieste first move after promising not to is deep strategy. And as for lying about the English Channel - oh, really unexpected that one.

Sorry, got stuck in response mode there. Can't wait for this game to start. I need some rage therapy...

(Personally, I think a rage-comment war between a player and a commentator would be hilarious.)

Me too - and as we are anon on the map, we can apply the one rule that we never reveal who we are as countries. That should be interesting.

Why not start the commentary thread before the game? That could be fun too. I mean, who needs actual moves to start taking the piss out of an opening or two...

Well, let's make sure the other assholes actually agree to letting this man commentate.

...Well, assholes? Can I commentate?