So, we're at seven? Six intermediate players to send home with their tails between their legs... nice.

@ava - what's with having 5 fucking resigns? Didn't anyone teach you it ain't nice to up and quit? I guess we'll have to make certain you are out of the game before you have a chance to quit.

@ Ghostie: the best way is of course to insult with flair. The whole 'cocksucker, douchebag, you suck, bitch, retard etc.' riddle isn't that impressive. If you know how to rant in style, bring it on!

He was probably too fucking busy... and vica versa.

that was re draugnar btw.

@Ursa: You pricks aren't worth the effort it would take to write classy insults.

(Nah, I kid, I'm just lazy. Don't worry, I'll be better once the game starts.)

Draugnar, you ever heard of real life mate? Yeah that's right. You live in your sweet little world where your fucking fish are named after a username. That's just gay.

@ Katsarephat: me too. Bitch.

Dorothy Parker was annoyingly good at witticisms that leave you thinking pretty inadequate.

Couple of my favourites

(at a Yale ball) "If all the women at this party were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised"

and another: "She can speak 8 languages, and cannot say "no" in any of them."

I was there getting slagged off in Version One... I'm up for a rematch. Besides, there's a fair few bastards in this new one I'd like to have a go at.

And all this stuff about typing and manhood? How anyone could type on the bonk defeats me entirely.

We've already got 7, flash, but there's nothing to say we won't get more snarkers and can't open a second game up for them.

So, who else wants some?

I would like to play flashman, if anyone is volunteering to hand their spot to them.

You mean some inconsiderate tosspot has taken my rightful place at the table? Hang them by the short and curlies I say! Extract their manhood sphere by sphere and feed them to the dogs.

(And, on a perfectly polite level, how come TGM is now a one-armed bandit?)

He got in a fight with a Barbie Doll.

I'll give my seat to flashman.

Thanks. Pussy.

Your not welcome, uncle fucker.

Let's just say that sex on a bicycle sounds like fun but you hit one bump in the road and it becomes messy quick. Thank goodness no one else was involved.

I fell off a push-bike at 25mph onto my left shoulder, and damaged the ligaments quite badly.

"Sorry to hear that" (Version One)

"Well, I know it can make you blind, but a broken arm?" (Version Two)


I assume you were in training for university?

Draug, if you really will step aside - I am most grateful. Note that none of the other selfish bastards even thought about it (getting in some training here).

Yeah, it's your's flash.

Ghost's parents just took off the training wheels. He obviously wasn't ready yet.

No you don't, Draugnar, you overly selfless pussy. I ain't got time to play with wimps like you, I'm in too many games with people of actual skill. Flashman, you take my spot, and you'd better be grateful for it, you ass.

Draugnar, get your stupid ass back here so these guys can tear you apart. I wanna see this.

(Full disclosure: Yeah, I'm currently in one game, but I was going to join the STEM game and now that I have a full-time job, I might not be able to do more than 2 at once.)

Great, I ask to join a game and everyone else wants to leave. I can get the message guys. No Christmas cards for you lot.

Obviously you *didn't* get the message, because you're still talking to us. Or something.

I'd have just burned that damn card anyhow. It's cheaper than buying firewood.

@Kat - Me the pussy? You can't even play two games at once cause you have a full time job? Boo hoo. I'm married, run a consulting company (Draugnar Productions) and work 60+ hours a week at my clients, yet I manage to keep up 7, 8, and even 9 games at a time AND find time to go supplement my income with poker at the casino. You're a giant, walking, talking vagina. Hell, your vagina has a vagina.

When's the game starting?