The "Oh, Come On, It Wasn't THAT Bad," Sci-Fi Pick:
A two-fer with "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith" and "Star Trek XI/2009."
I'll start with Star Wars III, so if you don't care for a defense of that film (and JUST that film, trust me, I'm not dfending I or II here) then skip on down to the Trek section. Ahem...
So "Star Wars" came out in 1977, and was one of the greatest films ever made, and still is a Top 50 film easy; where you place it in that 50 depends largely on what sort of film you like and if you want to view the film as a film or as a piece of a mythology, but you can generally range this one in a Top 50 all the way to, say, about the Top 20, anything higher, like Top 10, and you're really likely either missing out on some classic masterpieces or else you're just practicing that disease, fanboy/girlism.
So a sequel was made, "The Empire Strikes Back" and in 1980 that came out- and was even better than that original; most will still put the original on that Top 20 because it IS the original, but if you take the route of taking the movies together like a huge story or mythology, this is the part most critics and fans will call the strongest.
So a sequel was made, "Return of the Jedi" and it came out in 1983, and while most viewed it as being the weakest of the three, it was still a good movie, still a pretty satisfying end to the series, tied everything up nicely, gave us some great final moments and resolutions, and really was a great ending for the series.
And then George Lucas, or FOX, or both, lost their collective minds.
So a prequel, "The Phantom Menace" was made- and it was so bad it nearly destroyed a franchise that to that point had produced three A-list films and was considered one of if not the most critically acclaimed and potentially meaningful (again, if you want to play the "mythology-Shakespeare-literary influences and messages" game) francise in movie history.
But we're all allowed a mistake in life, and hey, even Shakespeare (I don't care if I seem to praise him too much, he's not the Literary God some folks make him out to be, but he's one of the great "deities" of that Literary Pantheon of Olympians, so to speak) made a "bad" play or two...granted a "bad" play for Shakespeare is something like maybe "Titus" (which I've already defended) or "Taming of the Shrew" (which is itself an acclaimed piece and the great ciricism, one of masogynistic tones by Shakespeare, is debatable, and if you read/play the show one way you can see the problem, but another way, the way some scholars, and myself, see the ending and it suddenly becomes a great cry for the strength of women and Kate becomes the strongest feministic female this side of Hedda Gabler or Nora) and this film...had Jar Jar Binks and a 9-year old who couldn't act and a plot with a million holes and no great drmatic tension, but, again, everyone makes and gets a mistake in life.
So a sequel to that prequel was made, "Attack of the Clones"- and if the title makes it sound like something a B-movie would troll out, you're wrong, because an Ed Wood movie is WAY better than this film or I; at least with a Wood film you know the poor director was working in the 1950s' Stone Age of Special Effects and with a time limit and budget approximating zero, whereas Lucas and FOX between them must have had a couple billions or so and all the time and resources they needed, so there's no excuse for a film that continues to give us plotholes the size of Ohio, wooden acting, kiddie moments for kiddie moments that insult the older, original fans and new, kiddie fans alike in believing neither party has any intelligence, and giving us terrible, TERRIBLE effects and CGI that lmost make Ed Wood's work look like an FX masterpiece.
But the movie made money, and there was still oen more film to be made, because if Lucas stopped now...well, you'd have a hole, movies I, II, IV, V, and VI, but no III; granted that's not as big of a hole as the vacuous pieces of trash I and II are, but still...
So "Revenge of the Sith" was made.
And...it was alright.
The CGI was still bad and so overused it was ridiculous, but that had become a Lucas convention by this point, so if you saw "Sithb" you knew that was coming, and you chose to go anyway. The acting was better than the first two prequel films, but that IS like saying losing one arm is better than losing all your limbs.
But what makes this a "Oh, Come On, It Wasn't THAT Bad," film is the fact that this time, the polt, though riddled with holes, still, is somewhat coherent and somewhat enjoyable. The holes are do in large part to the previous films (if you build a third film on the foundation of two horrid films with a million polt holes, chances are your film's going to ahve some issues with logic) so then can be excused somewhat in sight of the fact that this film actually has some real CONFLICT. We have Anakin/Darth Vader as he finally goes over to the Dark Side, and see him committing horrible deeds, and while this isn't exactly something new for him, we get the sense he's now doing this with a certain intent; when he'd been murderous before, he did it a LOT out of emotion, and hot anger, whereas here it's cold anger and sustained and deliberate and not a snap-second reaction, so while this isn't someone going from good to bad, it IS at least someone going from bad to worse, and THAT is something, at least. The strength in this film lies in its last 45 minutes; the hour and a half before hand is so-so. The redeeming factors come as he's killing with this sustained intent, as all these Jedi that, albeit are either nameless or mostly extras and so we hardly loved them, are massacred, adn really any massacre is going to engender some emotion, and it's at least something of a development. We get that great Anakan/Obi-Wan duel (after some good acting by one of the few good ones in the film, Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan) taking place on the fire/lava planet with the choir going, and even though we know what's going to happen and what's going to lose, this is likely the first (and really the only) time in these prequel films the atmosphere and moment really grasps you...and it IS partially because we know what's about to happen. We're on this fire world. Most the Jedi, with exceptions like Obi-Wan and Yoda, are dead and gone. The Empire, that was so controlling and fearsome in the original films, has finally come to be and has begun to act like early versions of that Evil Empire, and so for the first time in these prequels we get real antagonists. The fire and lava and choir instantly make you think of hell, and it reflects the struggle- these two...well, the didn't get along that great in the films, but they were supposed to, and we know that they now have a genuine passion and anger against each other, Anakin boiling with rage and Obi-Wan looking at the monster that was once his (albeit a bit dopy) 9-year old apprentice, now a 25-year old murderer and not just homocidal but genocidal maniac. It ends with his getting dismembered, his burning alive, and, finally, we get Darth Vader, back in the suit and back in form. We see Luke and Leia get born and we see the Death Star being built, and even the administrator (Tarkin for the nerdy) who was played by Peter Cushing in IV and was so icy. We see "Star Wars" the film franchise (we're not counting that animated debacle here, that was...well, it almost made "Menace" look like a msterpiece in comparison) end on a familiar note, with the Obi-Wan walking off into the shadopws to wait another day and the Skywalker family looking out into the sunset, the baby Luke in arms, looked at as if he were the Baby Moses or so, and there Star WArs ends, as if, appropriately, telling the audience, "The ugliness has passed...now the good times and films are ahead."
So III ties into original stories, and if you wanted to put it in literary terms, that 45 minutes at the end, if not the whole movie, DOES work as a sort of prologue to the great 3-part movie/novel/epic to follow, and so really, "Oh, Come On, It Wasn't THAT Bad."
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So, "Star Wars" tried a prequel thing and...2/3 to 3/4 of it utterly failed. Meanwhile, "Star Trek: Enterprise" tried to give us a prequel series to the Treks to come and...with the exception of a few episodes, yes, it failed. It wasn't the worst series in my opinion (that would be "Voyager," but it's close...and DS9 is sort of an entity by itself, so none of those three can compare witht eh phenomenons that were TOS with Captain Kirk and Crew and TNG with Captain Picard and Crew) but it was bad.
And so Trek died for a bit. And, like Spock, it was ressurected...and felt a little different.
To ruin the ending of the best Trek film (and really a great film over all, so if you haven't seen it and want to skip this part, SPOILER WARNING), in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Spock dies. He comes back in III...but isn't the same. He's returning to his former self in IV, and by the end of that film we have our old Spock back.
So we look at "Star Trek 2009" and what do we see? "It's Trek, Jim, but not as we know it."
Not quite, anyway...but still bears a good resemblence.
Now, the great weakness whether you loved or hated this film (and I fall into the love category, I'm a Trekker, I loved the Shatner Crew, and I loved this movie) is the plot. Aristotle (ha! Did you think you were escaping this without SOME KIND of philosophy?) places plot above just about all in evaluating works of art, and I have to (on the whole, but with exceptions) agree with him, so this already puts the film at a disadvantage, and it's where you either get off the ride or stay on and hope it turns out to be good, so to speak.
Before we get to the plot, we need to talk about the best part of the film, however, because it's directly related, and that's the casting and the acting of these familiar roles as youngsters coming together and not quite how we know them yet. Case-by-case:
Chris Pine as Kirk gives us the rawest character in the film, and since he's CAPTAIN KIRK and following SHATNER, something of an icon, this is a bit of an issue. Love or hate the film, Pine's Kirk si FAR more obnoxious, louder, rougher around the edges, and just not that "Shatner-smooth" guy we remember from the show. However...this is BEFORE the show happened, he's not Captain Kirk yet but just Cadet Kirk, and so this is understandable. From an acting point of view, it's also easy to see where Pine might have had a hard time, filling the huge boots of Shatner. Overall Kirk is passable here, but, again, "passable" for the KIRK of all people isn't a great start, and the film's already hurting itself and making it have to make up ground...
Which Zachary Quinto as Spock does, giving us a Spock that's young, looks uncannily like a young Nimoy, and operates logically and has all the facial expressions we loved about the old Spock, all that sublte humor, and just has some more emotion, but this is fine and even welcome as he's young, a good portion of the film focuses on his struggling between his Human and Vulcan halves, and if you want to play Trekker Nerd Spock in the original pilot with Captain Pike was somewhat emotional, so it somewhat fits.
Kar Urban practically CHANNELS Deforest Kelley from beyond the grave his performance is so dead-on.
Simon Pegg plays a fun, albeit one-liner-heavy Scotty, and really captures the fun essence of the character, he's a tad looser than the Doohan Scotty, but, again, youth breeds that sort of thing, and so really it's alright.
Zoe Saldana plays a very strong Uhura; the romantic overtures towards Spock come somewhat out of the blue, but it's clear they wanted something new for the character to do besides merely read status reports, so they gave her a love interest and a triangle with Kirk, and as this is a young crew, essentially the age of around college/grad students, tha sort of thing, as long as it's not overplayed (and it's not) is permissable and understandable from a character point of view.
John Cho as Sulu...doesn't get to talk much, but he looks and acts the part well enough.
Anton Yelchin as Chekov- the part I was most nervous about going in, as Chevov's my favorite from the old show and movies (so much so I wonder if I shouldn't be called Esn Chekov here) but Yelchin not only does a great job, he actually makes this character an active one, you really see the life and excitement and youth in Chekov's eyes and face, and you really love that he actually gets to do things here (saving Kirk and Sulu and even taking command on the bridge) and crack jokes...all while not going over the top- except for his accent (and hey, Koenig's accent was silly as well, Yelchin just went with it, and I'm glad they kept that part of the character, "wessels" and all.)
So that's our lineup, our new Crew of the Starship Enterprise.
And it's GREAT. The LOOK the part. They SOUND the part. They (mostly) FEEL the part.
And the whole film is, yes, an excuse to get these characters to meet. So it IS, essentially a pilot for more films and maybe TV shows (hopefully...) This had to be done; recasting Superman or Batman or James Bond is one thing, a big one thing, as those are iconic characters, but at least it's only one iconic character. This was a recasting of SEVEN iconic characters, eight if you want to play nerd and count the new Enterprise (a gorgeous ship that sort of meshes the original, Refit, and E Enterprises altoether) as a "character" and it's certainly iconic too. It's more mainstream in it's feel and more action haevy than any other Trek because, frankly, when you think Trek, chances are you think, at least to an extent, of white guys, possibly in costume, who know the shows by heart- the Trekkers. This was a film that tried to have some things to hold the Trekkers over while attracting a new audience to make Trek financially viable so that they could make more, so that they could make Treks more like the old kind, and keeping some of the new things that worked.
The plot is an excuse for all this, and suffers. It has a hole in it, and holes coming forth from that hole, but if you look at this as a pilot for more movies and as the "plot" really being these seven coming together and not so much all the stuff with Nero (though it WAS great to see Nimoy again and have him pass the Spock/Trek-torch) then you're really looking at the intent of the film.
And on that basis the film's very good, I'd give it a 7.5-8.5 out of 10, and rank it behind the Evens (II, IV, VI, and VIII, not counting X) of the Trek films. It was good, and now with the assurances people will come to see the new Trek film in 2012, they can make it a Trek film, while still keeping the new aspects (like Chekov and Uhura's expanded roles, all the great designs for the ship and gear of the crew, work off the idea that Vulcan's destroyed and now Spock and the survivors are victims of a genocide and see character development from that) that were marvelous.
And so, Trekkers and film-goers, on that basis, I say of "Star Trek XI/2009"-
"Oh, Come On, It Wasn't THAT Bad,"