Hehe ok. So I'm pretty sure all you guys and gals have seen the Lion King right?

Isn't there a rule against posting porn in the forum?

Thank God it's not Thomas the Tank Engine!

Well, I'm pretty sure it is an inconsistency that the animals all speak English, despite being in AFRICA!

No, but I'm familiar with it. Proceed.

What no its not porn at all its just logic and facts that's dude.

That's, like, "Hamlet" meets "Star Wars," right?

What where did that's come from... what ever moving on. The movie has alot of facts like Scare being the not so alpha male and his brother the mufassa being the alpha male of simba's lion pact.

I'm waiting for the logic to start.

Ok, So only males in the movie that are lions that you see is Scare, Simba and Mufassa and in a lion pack there is only one male for all the lionesses in the pack.
So Simba's Girl friend is technically his half sister. And well you know what is implied at the moment when they are chasing each other playfully through the forest. So Disney basically had a movie with incest in it although when we were kids we didn't know what alot of things mean in movies. But the fact is that our parents have known about it but they were ok with it because we were kids and we wouldn't have noticed it anyway.Kinda bad for Disney huh?

His name is Scar...not Scare.

Sorry I need to clean the screen on my phone it keeps on misspelling words.

Incest is common among lions, who cares? They had different mothers at least.

Wouldn't it be more illogical if Disney covered up the incest or pretended like it didn't happen in nature?

I don't think Legion is saying the movie is illogical, but that he can no longer enjoy it now that he has applied logic to the situation. Perhaps?

In any event, putin is right -- it's pretty realistic for lions, so I think it's reasonable to portray it realistically. Kids won't notice, and when adults apply "logic," then they can realize that's how lions live, and if they're going to like lions, they'll have to deal with it.

Well yeah but its just, When you grow up and look at the old things you used to watch when you were little you can notice all the pretty messed up stuff. I still like the lion king it was a good story. Its just as the title puts logic ruins it.

I know incest is common in the wildlife but to make a movie about lions and actually putting in some nature facts regarding them is kinda messed up in my opinion. I mean its Disney they could of made it where she was from another pact but they did not. So yeah eww. Lol

I think Rule 34 is more effective at ruining childhoods.

Most good children stories are "messed up". I think that's on purpose as they teach moral messages, typically.

In Aschenputtel the sisters get their eyes gouged out by birds. Rumpelstiltskin rips himself in two. The old witch in Hansel and Gretel is burnt alive, etc.

"Kinda bad for Disney huh?"

This is probably the least offensive thing you could find that Disney has done.

Eww pangloss why just why?

Well @abgemacht I could of done alot of other ones but I'm trying not to break the rules this was 1 out of 5 that I could think of that wasn't as bad as the others

"I'm trying not to break the rules"

This made me sad :_(

Hey rules are rules.

You're making me miss diplomat1842, and that's hard to do.

... don't get mad but...who?