Dearest Thucy-my-boy,
The sad face is that, though I hear you plea, it is a plea that I have heard endlessly from you, whether spoken directly, or just demonstrated in your constant need for correction. You hear truth, you hear logic...and you reject. There is no hope for you, apart from...I don't know...lobotomy? No...you don't need that. But...
I have determined that I like you *exactly* as you are, for you have become the perfect muse. You are the epitome of Libtardism. You are the small child who had bigotted friends whom persuaded you to be a bigot...and though you are not (in your mind) a bigot now, you will forever bear the self-guilt of bigotry, and have been persuaded by Libtardism that not only must you eternally bear the sins of your youthful indiscretions, you have been convinced also by Libtardism that ALL must bear your sins.
In fact, given your frequent religious references, coupled with your dismissal of Biblical passages that you think are improper, it truly appears that you have taken on a kind of Libtard Deism...you truly think of yourself as a god, as a prophet at the very least, who has the wisdom of god Himself within you.
Of course this is nonsense, because your logic is inconsistent at best, perverse, demonic and destructive to peace and unity at best.
You think the way to a man's heart is to belittle him and give him a handout, instead of showing him how to work because only YOU and YOUR KIND can work for needy...
So no...I like you *exactly* as you are. You are the muse that allows right thinkers to hone their thoughts, and understand the wickedness of Libtardism.
You are the best and perfect example of the scourge that is Libtardism, that, while stating to seek to bring harmony among all, in fact only segregates and classifies and divides and labels and judges everyone and everything.
You are perfect as you are - the perfect wickedness of Libtardism in the flesh. Aristotle would have called you the Form of Libtardism.
And thus...you must remain exactly as you are, so that those with eyes to see can understand the evil and wickedness of your perverse ideology.
I reject your request.