This is my plan, don't tell anyone.
I'm going to travel to Oz and go stalk Kestas, then abduct him, sit him at his pc and force him to add emoticons to this website <smiley face>.
Afterwards he'll probably thank me for making a good call <hand-shake>, <man-hug>, I'll let him go and he will post a <phew I'm safe now> emoticon on the site. I will follow up with a triple whammy <happy>, <smiling> & <laughing> emoticon.
People the world over will wonder <quizzical> why we never had them before <curious> but everyone on Webdip will thank me <applaud>, <worship>, <pray to> for my mission of mercy, of course the fun <happy>, <smiling> will soon go <frowning>, <unhappy>, <tears>, <guilt> when I ask people to donate towards the cost of my flight <wailing>, <gnashing of teeth>, <howling>, <anger>, <hatred>, <misery>, <jealousy>, <rage>.
We can discuss anything on this site from religion to porn to genocide to rape to fascism but talk of a $5 donation to actually keeping the site going sends some people into a maniacal rage and Mods suddenly get all <touchy-feely> about people feeling <sensitive> and <hurt>.
Actually on second thoughts I don't think some people could handle it if we gave them such a big range of emotions to choose from , it could be emoticon carnage, move along now, nothing to see here <bitter disappointment>