I created this EoG for one player: France. France, you are probably one of the worst players I have ever seen. How could you be so frikin stupid? Firstly, in Autumn 1901, you both move to Munich and build fleet Merseilles. How could you expect to win *both* battles?

You got owned by me and Italy until Spring 1904 when an Italian mis-order kept you alive (lucky sob. He should have cut that Spanish support and destroyed you). Also, if you hadn't realized, you didn't kick me out of your country. I went out voluntarily so that you could contribute against Britain who was, at that time, the strongest power.

Spring 1906 is when Italy stopped attacking (again voluntarily) and you also managed to kick out Britain by Autumn of that year. Yet still, you built fleet Merseilles. Whyyyy? couldn't you forshadow, just a little bit, what would happen if no one was there to check the power of Austria?

By 1907, I was convinced that you were the biggest dumbass I have ever seen. Even if you want to justify attacking me (who, by the way, was destroying the guy who was attacking you), why the hell would you attack Italy!? aghhhh!

Even by Autumn 1908, you were still attacking Italy when it was clear that Austria was growing way to strong.

Alas, every dumbass needs to NMR at least once a game and you fulfilled that requirement in 1909.

1910 was where it was clear that this was going to be a 3 man game. Oh, just to clarify that for you France, that means me and you versus the big bad red guy. Now, why move to Wal if you didn't plan on taking one of my sc's, which btw, I would have loved for you to do because I couldn't use the build anyway. I have seen people take the sc's and I have seen people not take them. It was a completely novel experience watching you go in for it, and then get cold feet at the last second. like, what the fuck?

In Spring 1912, you got extremely lucky again. I had showed you the turn before that I was willing to support Bel into Holland yet you decide to do it yourself instead of trying to protect Munich.

Autumn 1912 and Spring 1913 were the nails in the coffin. The reason we lost. The complete summation of your stupidity. Why the hell would I attack you!? I frikin already had more sc's than I needed! plus, don't you realize that trusting me is the best option because, oh I don't know, Austria has 17 centers and I only have 9!? Oh, maybe you got a little confused and thought this was PPSC or something? Wrong! you throw away the game completely in 1903 when you again don't trust my western fleet and try to block your centers which, btw, don't count for shit because we lost!

In summary, France is a retard.

Besides for him, play across the board was pretty good. England, I just had to ask why you never cut my support from Kiel when Holland was your last center. Its what I would have done.