Gingrich wants to go to the moon, Santorum wants to go to Uranus, Romney's a robot from the year 2359, and Paul's message is as lost on America as a Martian radio broadcast. We also, at one point, saw a candidate who spoke in tongues no one could understand, one who dared to support equal tuition for aliens in his state as governor, one whose denomination holds the Pope is an alien Antichrist, and one who probably came from the Ninth Planet of the Ninth Galaxy Nine million lightyears from the moon - barring that, "999" is as unintelligible as everything else he said...

And they're all fighting to replace a man who, if you believe some people, is an alien.

This election is truly out of this world.