Spurts unruley nonsense and demands that the topic immediately ends because there is no coming back from my "flawless" argument; which is not only very poorly structured, but its points make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Posts several links to back-up his claims, half of which he already plagiarized from and the other half of which he couldn't get copy/paste to take the text of. None of which come from reputable sources.

Points out how several of the previous links contradict each other.

Ignores last post. Was banking on nobody reading the links.

Changes topic to whatever is in the news. USA! USA!

Tells a long story about his childhood that obviously contains many exaggerations and at least one clear red herring, then uses this as proof positive that he is very knowledgeable about the current wholly unrelated subject.

Uses lots of anecdotal 'evidence' to back up my claims; most of which are irrelevant, the rest being lies. Because my dodgy logic holds true in one obscure circumstance it means I'm right and you're wrong.

Satirically comments on the state of political discourse within the webDiplomacy community. Gives self entirely too much credit for comic wit in meta-satirizing this thread. Laughs maniacally when the situation really is not that funny.

Goes too far with meta-thread-abstraction. Nobody understands post.

Fuck! Shit! Piss!

Has anyone asked "What would Jesus do?" yet?

Racially insensitive comments, followed by defense of how they are not, in fact, racially insensitive comments, despite clearly using them as racially insensitive comments. Maintaining illusion that it's okay because I have some vague friends of said ethnicity.

Sexist comments, followed by defense of how they are not, in fact, sexist comments, despite clearly using them in a sexist way. Maintaining illusion that it's okay because I am married and my wife is used to it and doesn't complain.

Comments insensitive towards thatwasawkward, followed by defense of how they are not, in fact, insensitive towards thatwasawkward, despite clearly using them in a insensitive way. Maintaining illusion that it's okay because everyone is insensitive towards thatwasawkward and he should get used to it, shut his big mouth and gobble on a cock.

Posts endless series of white supremacist slogans. Realizes that webdip forums are not of 4chan quality yet. Says that those were lyrics from his favorite band's song. Furthers this line of defence by claiming that it's their music and not lyrics that matters. Covers his ass by pointing out that Hendrix was a god of guitar. Freudian slip occurs and Jimi is called the N word. Is afraid and moves back to 4chan. Turns 14 and lives happily ever after.

Homophobic "insults" that only serve to highlight the insecurities of the poster.

Insipid politically correct jargon that only serves to highlight the mental limitations of those afflicted with that particular phobia.

random post by baumhaeuer in german

Advertisement written in French obviously compiled by a madman with a dodgy spambot. Repeats massive 5 paragraph advert about 5 times in every topic then moves onto the next unsuspecting forum before being ban-hammered by the mods.

On a serious not <Translation, because none of you are taking this seriously> and with all due respect <translation, with no respect at all> I have experience of this matter <translation, you are all young and foolish> and can quite catogorically say without fear of contradiction <weak point coming, but build it up to be undeniable> that this topic has been discussed several times and the consensus was <Translation, my opinion was> that the status quo should prevail <Translation - I hate change> until such a time as the true benefits can be assessed <lets kick this into the long grass> and then only impliment the changes sensitively <translation, maybe using a company that i'm the leading shareholder in>. I think you can all agree <translation - hope over expectation.>

How can we take anybody seriously when they can't spell 'note' - I say bring back the grammar schools.