Hey, I'm not homophobic! I mean, I just don't want them there homo-sexual germs jumping on me and possibly making me into a homo-sexual. And of course we all know God sent AIDS down to punish the homosexuals, and the Mexicans, and the drug-abusers, and the prostitutes, and the pornstars (except the really hot ones of course), and the sluts who have sex before they get married, and the...
P.S. For all those who think I'm serious, get a life. That's poking fun at the homophobes (especially those on the extreme right), not my friends from the gay and lesbian communities, one of whom was my best friend until he died of a heart-attack in '99.