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Thank you Xapi.

Is it an official gunboat game? I.E. no chat tabs? It is still possible to cheat via PM if it isn't also anonymous, but are you sure they just aren't good players who figured out what the other was going to do and provided the support.

Not that it matters. A mod will check it out for you and tell you if your fears were founded or not.

"What should i do?"

Don't play gunboat. It is a stupid variant.

The mods can look into it to see if they've communicated (I believe). Although I don't know how that would really be possible if it's anonymous; typically if one sent the other a missive, the receiver would report it in the global for full disclosure and then everyone would kill the sender:)

@ Jamie. Although I don't play a ton of gunboats, they're occasionally not a bad change of pace for a quick extra game. I'm also in an anonymous one right now, and it's not too bad. It's fun seeing who's making implicit alliances and then watching them fall apart as one person jumps the gun.

You should go to the forums and create as many threads as possible (With their names in both the title AND description) and ask for a lynch mob. Here's a good example:

Crowd: A multi! A multi! A multi! We've found a multi! A multi, A multi!

We found a multi, may we ban him?

Chrisp: How do you know he is a multi?

Crowd: Ee' looks like one!

Multi: I'm not a multi! I'm not a multi! They hacked into my account and made me cheat!

Crowd: Well we did do that game. And the nose. But he is a multi. Ban him! Ban him!

Chrisp: Did you create his second account for him?

Crowd: No. No. Never. Well. A little. Yes. But he is a multi! Ban him!! Ban him!

Chrisp: What makes you think he is a multi?

Crowd: He metagamed me into a Civil Disorder!

Chrisp: A Civil Disorder?

Crowd: *looks around* I took back over... BAN HIM ANYWAY! Ban him!

Chrisp: There are ways of telling whether or not people are multis!

Crowd: There are? Tell us! Tell us!

Chrisp: Tell me, what do you do with multis?

Crowd: BAN THEM! BAN THEM! BAN THEM ALL!!

Chrisp: And what do you ban apart from multis?

Crowd: MORE MULTIS! *smack*... *silence* ... Trolls?

Chrisp: So why are multis banned?

Crowd: *long silence* Because they're all trolls?

Chrisp: So, how do we tell if he is a troll?

Crowd: Build an army out o' him!

Chrisp: Ahh, but can you not also build an army out of ogres?

Crowd: Oh yeah...

Chrisp: Tell me, what do trolls eat?

Crowd: The rest of the internet!

Chrisp: And what also eats the internet?

Crowd: /b/! Hackers! Twitter! Very large egos!

Chrisp: *shakes head*

rlumley: Internet viruses!

Chrisp: Exactly! So, logically...

Crowd: If he eats the same as a virus...

Chrisp: Then...

Crowd: He's a troll!

Chrisp: And therefore...

Crowd: ... *silence* ... A MULTI!!! BAN HIM!! BAN HIM!

Chrisp: We shall use my largest dinner plates.

That got a huge chuckle out of me. The first line alone was a gem. "cuz 'e looks like one"

Huh.

Now I want to go watch a little Monte Python.

I think it's Monty...

pls rlumley stop taking heavy drugs. This is just lame...

hellalt: Why do you hate me so :-(

All I ever wanted to do was be friends. :-(

Hehe...I remember seeing that. :)

There's a look on your face I would like to knock out
See the sin in your grin and the shape of your mouth
All I want is to see you in terrible pain
Though we won’t ever meet I remember your name

You`re a scum, you`re a scum and I hope that you know
That the cracks in your smile are beginning to show
Now the world needs to see that it's time you should go
There's no light in your eyes and your brain is too slow

Bet you sleep like a child with your thumb in your mouth
I could creep up beside put a gun in your mouth
makes me sick when I hear all the shit that you say
so much crap coming out it must take you all day

There's a space kept in hell with your name on the seat
With a spike in the chair just to make it complete
When you look at yourself do you see what I see
If you do why the fuck are you looking at me

There’s a time for us all and I think yours has been
Can you please hurry up cos I find you obscene
We can’t wait for the day that you’re never around
When that face isn’t here and you rot underground

Can’t believe you were once just like anyone else
Then you grew and became like the devil himself
Pray to god I can think of a nice thing to say
But I don’t think I can so fuck you anyway

So fuck you anyway

Cuz you CD'd him rlumley when I wouldn't have :p

Hahahahah... That was great hellalt, even though a quick Google search shows you didn't make it up. :-(

And as to the CD thing, I've apologized for the miscommunication, and I never confirmed I would sit for him...

Of course I didn't make it up.
If I did, I would be a billionaire...

+100 to rlumley