Wow, that's really clever except for your obvious dependence on society. Your fast-food, tv dinner morality is making you miserable. I'd like to get into it with you some more, but I'm contemplating a gasoline rainbow. Do you mind telling me what you think of gasoline?

Gasoline is great. I hate it.

Hmmmmm. Excuse me, but do you not see a problem with the global dependency on gasoline? Society is so needy. I don't need anything. Except for a way to get this sand out of my crotch. Also, you need to moderate your hate. Everything in moderation. Except for the sheer joy of living. You people are so sad. Did any of you boink your homeless girlfriend in the toilet today? Speaking of which....what do you think of our society's dependence on toilets? I'm thinking of going to France next week. Their toilets are deplorable. This gasoline rainbow has beauty beyond compare. So many colours...pretty.

We don't rely on toilets...we rely on toilet paper. I'll take the paper over the toilet any day. Now look what you made me do, I have to piss.

What do you think of a human's dependence on pissing?

Hey, my opinion is not important here. I am just trying to elicit yours. But, since you ask, I don't use toilets. I wait for heavy rain so I can squat over the gutter. It eliminates the need for your bourgeois paper. Did you know that any more than two wipes can give you cancer? It would depress me to think of you drones sitting on your toilets giving yourselves ass cancer, if I were capable of depression. It's not toilet paper at all; it's society's yoke and you are all oxen. I'd really like to expand on this but I need to prepare my lecture on Child Psycopathology that I have been asked to give by the Head of the Dept of Psychology at New York University. I'm getting stretched so thin these days.

On this obscure forum that few will read, your opinion is highly important to the world. Ass cancer frightens me, that's why I don't use toilet paper...I rely on it for other things. Like mummifying pets. Taxidermy is for pussies. I too would like to expand on that, but I have things to accomplish...things like smelling gas to get high. I wish you luck in your speaking endeavors.

Luck? Luck is for rabbits. Except for albino rabbits that are subjected to the Draize toxicity test. The eyeball of a rabbit is so dissimilar to the human eye, that the conclusions drawn from these tests are routinely dismissed. The greedy pharmaceutical firms that prey on your sick society use the results of these cruel tests to justify more and more government grants which are, in effect, your tax dollars. I say 'your' tax dollars because I don't pay taxes. Taxes are stupid. So is government. Tell me, do you use pre-ground spices from the supermarkets or do you buy the seeds and grind them yourself?

I enjoy the work of Gustav Holst.

lol

Oh, me too Tuco!!!! But the fact that Holst died shortly following his stomach operation is making me hungry. Despite the fact that I dumpster dive in order to sustain myself, I think I'll forgo that tonight and prepare myself a lovely White Pepper-Crusted Black-and-Blue Steak Stuffed with Spicy Sesame Spinach with Soy-Wasabi Dipping Sauce. Then I can watch the sunset while I'm serenaded by the birds. What kind of birds have you all seen today? I'd be curious.

you're certain;y putting alot of effort into trying to elicit a response from me

by all means continue, this is actually pretty funny

OK, he laughed. I'll stop now.

your an asshole. I hate you. now keep going

Well....you'll just have to play the non sequitur game like everybody else. I KNOW that you're good at it.

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What a douche.

I'm really getting sick of Sicarius/Pandora.

What a douche.

I'm really getting sick of ednos.

Yeah, that ednos is one annoying guy.

I live like a parasite, enjoying all that this society offers yet give nothing back in return. Therefore I really think that this society sucks.


I advocate that all people should do the same as me. Then we will have a beautiful world...

Can we get some child porn up on this forum? I bet it is somehow a crime to think such thoughts...

Last night I watched Hitchcock's "Spellbound". It sucked.

So, Flashman, if everyone lives on each other, then it would be a tail-chasing paradox where soon only our mouths are left.
Not good, eh?

Therefore, the current society is better...except for the fact that it isn't. ....???
So, I have proven that there are paradoxes on this world, therefore this is a paradox, therefore this thread does not exist.
So why are we posting here???

Amen. :(

You do not have internet access, therefore your post cannot have been made. Therefore you do not exist either.

I like big butts and I can not lie.
-Sir Mixalot

Oh yes I do, therefore you do not think, therefore you do not exist. (Because I think therefore I am)

"Because I think I think, therefore I think I exist..."

For those who are less certain of life.

you ever drink baileys out of shoe?
no
you want to got a club where people wee on eachother?
no
I'm goin to hurt you
wha?
I like you
wha?
do you like me?
I dont know you
make an assessment
umm...
I'm old greg

wtf?

whos old greg? is that actually from something or were you just going apeshit with the whole random thing

It's the Mighty Boosh

And you don't have the funk

Gobble just committed the fallacy of denying the antecedent.