Let's upgrade the art of insult and start questioning the value of a guy for real, not just by calling silly names.
Yellowjacket!
How comes it you always sound like a fussy old fogey with your scholastical lessons of logic and argumentation? At the same time you style yourself as a radical social satirist and master of merriment and laughter as if you were the one keeping this forum in a state of a merry carnival, without old YJ it would be dull and dreary and abandoned to a totalitarian fundamentalism - political and religious.
You proclaim yourself as "hilarious". From Greek and Latin: "cheerful, gay, merry, joyous".
While I grant this is not a bad aspiration, I like it as such, but unfortunately
you do have a peculiar feeling for what kinds of sentiments and influences that make yourself and others cheerful and joyous. I'd definitely say it needs a lot of development.
I can note and appreciate your talent. I understand that you are used to be granted and treated as belonging to the "intelligent", but I am left wondering at your age.
I can't remember I was ever such a pompously fussy oldie as you, nor was I ever so immature.
This is strictly AdHominem as it is meant to be.
"How can you possibly be happy with your behaviour?". I repeat this quote from Lando above.
No you cannot.
I'd prefer not to have to say this, I am not a Christian, but: YJ, you'd actually NEED, as a thirsty man, to let some Jesus flow into your heart and seek friendship in that kind of quarters. I reckon that is the straightest, perhaps only opportunity for you to develop some matured character.