The break in ends up being at the behest of Nixon, who resigns

All their base belonged to them

Instead of making a real effort at their appeal process, they trash the parade as it goes through town which leads to a variety of happy endings for all the brothers.

Correction to my last. I forgot that Jack actually shoots him.

He's on the roof.

The ghost of the girl he killed helps his wife to escape and holds him down until he drowns.

Even though the couple split up, the girl still gives the baby to the woman.

Oswald was just a patsy.

Snoopy comes home.

The aliens are water soluble.

I was just thinking about that movie and how much I hated the ending. who the fuck leaves the axe in the basement after spending the entire night being assailed by aliens?! You take the fucking axe with you dumbshits!!!!!!!

The explosions cause the ball to fall in the hole.

They both let the girl fly off in the plane from Africa.

Who needs an axe when you have a minor league megastar and his lucky bat?

The guy on the radio said the aliens had left. Their fault was in trusting The Media to tell them the truth. I thought the ending was perfect.

The statuette is fake. The hero hands the girl and all her associates over to the police so that he won't take the fall.

I don't care what some radio guy said. I'd still take the damn axe with me.

I nearly got kicked out of the theater for hollering at the screen "Take the damn axe!" but so many of my fellow movie goers were booing the movie and laughed at my comment that the usher let it go.

The Fifth Element is Love.

He rerouted all the terrorists to one bus.

The bomber lost his head. The hero speed up the subway train so it would jump the tracks. And the train went plowing off the tracks up a ramp, through a sign marking the future subway station and into the streets of LA on it's side.

Shit happens. Danny dies. The Dude abides.

The witch melts. Dorothy wakes up.

Rudy gets to play.

The turmoils have ended, only the rich bastards, some Californians and a lot of Chinese labourers survive. They arrive in Africa to rebuild civilization. Soon, a new war for dominance will occur.

Yes, this movie was a total waste of time and money.

Ophelia commits suicide. Polonius is killed when he hides behind a curtain then calls out for help when he thinks Hamlet is going to hurt his mother and Hamlet runs him through. Gertrude drinks the poisoned wine unaware the pearl Claudius put in was posioned. Hamlet gets cut by Laertes' poisoned blade. Laertes gets run through by Hamlet's blade. Hamlet chokes Claudius to death or forces Claudius to drink the rest of the wine or stabs him with Laertes' poisoned blade or a combination thereof depending on the version. Hamlet dies from the poisoned blade. The King of england and Prince Fortinbras enter; the King to announce that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead per King Claudius' order (really Hamlet switched the orders and resdid the deal) and Forinbras to reclaim what was once Norway's. Horation tell's the tale to Forinbras who has Hamlet bourne away with honors.

All the main characters save Horatio are dead so Shakespeare's greatest work is over.

Jack, who was found as a baby in a handbag (a handbag!?), actually really is Algernon's brother and his christian name actually is Earnest. (Which it is important to be.)

Forest learns that he has a son and he's not stupid. Jenny dies.

The senile old biddy drops the Heart of the Ocean into the sea, despite the fact that if she'd sold it she could have supported her family for life and save countless lives via charitable donations.

They kill Kenny, those bastards!