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King Atom (100 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
I've Always Wondered...
Russia is freaking huge. So why does it only have four SC's/units? It's not like the rest of them have been captured by the Mongolians...
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King Atom (100 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Seriously, People!
The forums pretty much suck right now, so I'd appreciate a really good thread that I can follow and think about before I go. So let's make one out of this.
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Crazy Anglican (1067 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
Hi all
Been a while, how is everyone?
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MarshallShore (122 D)
21 Aug 11 UTC
School of War
Is anyone up for a SOW? I propose:
Students must have less than, say... 175(D) (inc. in games).
Teachers 1800(D) or more?
2 Day cycle for communication with teachers.
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vordemu (460 D)
21 Aug 11 UTC
New Russia gameID=64815
Russia never came after the pause. Currently holding six centers and in a very good position.
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orathaic (1009 D(B))
20 Aug 11 UTC
webdip map.
http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/webDiplomacy

bump
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andexer (133 D)
21 Aug 11 UTC
admin assistance - game restart
Are we able to have a game restart if we all agree to it? How do I go about getting this done?
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Ges (292 D)
17 Aug 11 UTC
Bad jokes from my kids' Popsicle sticks
The forums have been kind of heavy and grumpy lately. Here are a few terrible jokes, literally from Popsicle (think ice lolly, UKers), sticks. Feel free to add your own groaners.
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Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
18 Aug 11 UTC
Best joke of all time, highly appropriate for weddings, dinner parties, and other social events:

Q: What's the difference between Jelly and Jam?

A: You can't Jelly your cock in your Girlfriends ass!
Ah, but through the miracle of KY, you can.

A boy and a clown were walking through the woods at night.
"I'm scared," said the boy as he clutched the clown's hand tightly.
"You think you're scared?" replied the clown. "I have to walk back through here by myself."
Yonni (136 D(S))
18 Aug 11 UTC
My god, what kind of popsicles are you guys eating?
FirstApple (100 D(B))
18 Aug 11 UTC
@Yonni They're the really lame ones
Hugo_Stiglitz (100 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
If you read Hanged Man's post as:
"....the miracle of Kentucky...."

It's much better
abgemacht (1076 D(G))
18 Aug 11 UTC
So, a baby seal walks into a club...
Mafialligator (239 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
This might be a little dark for a kids joke, but hell we're there already.

A vulture walks onto an airplane carrying two dead racoons, and the flight attendant stops him and says "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed per passenger."
taylornottyler (100 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that was jokes right there ;)


Why doesn't Austria like TURKEY to start a juggernaut? Because it'll gobble him up!!


XD
fiedler (1293 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
This thread is gold.

Fools gold!!!

Ahahaha.
Ges (292 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
@Hanged Man: That clown joke was pretty good.

Why was the baseball team so hot?
--They didn't have any fans.


Ges (292 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
@Orthaic: I asked my 4yo, "What's brown and sticky?"
His answer: "Poop."
Darwyn (1601 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
The jelly and jam joke is hilarious!

Also the clown joke was good too...
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
18 Aug 11 UTC
Q: Why do they make snowmen instead of snow-women?

A: It takes too long to hollow out the head!
A man goes to the pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his 11 year old daughter.
The pharmacist is surprised at this: "She's only 11 and she's sexually active?"
The father replies, "Not really, she usually just lays there like her mother."
Mafialligator (239 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlVTbBPCtk
coffeebean (355 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
I asked my 4 year-old about the "brown and sticky" one too. His answer: a horse. Go figure.

My favorite anti-joke: "Why did the girl fall off the swing?"

Because she had no arms. (picture it now, come on... )
largeham (149 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
A horse walked into bar. The bartender says 'Hey horse, why the long face?' The horse replies 'My wife has terminal cancer'.
Mafialligator (239 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Jeeeeeez this thread took a sharp turn into black anti-comedy.
You must not eat the right brand of popsicles.
Mafialligator (239 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Yes, I generally don't eat licorice flavoured anti-popsicles.
The first joke my daughter ever told me...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the snake cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!
And an anti I heard at school, many many years ago (just to keep things balanced...)

What´s the difference between a lorry load of sand and a lorry load of babies? You can´t empty the sand with a pitchfork.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
19 Aug 11 UTC
Truck, Brit-Ass... the word is truck.
@Yellojacket: It´s called the "English" language for a reason.
"Truck" - to trade or barter. Ex: "I´ll have no truck with X" means "I will not trade or make deals with X".
TBroadley (178 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Says the person using the French keyboard setting on his computer.
Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
19 Aug 11 UTC
Yeah I know, English came up with English... but if you ever have doubts as to which version of the language is superior, ask yourself

1: does it have any unnecessary letters?
2: does it sound lamer than its counterpart?

Brits lose this battle every time.

So take your ass down the lift so you can ride the lorry to the pub and cash your cheque
baumhaeuer (245 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0k now.
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A guy and a giraffe walk into a bar. They both get wasted and the giraffe passes out on the floor. When the guy gets up to leave, the bar tender says, "You can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy responds, "That's a giraffe, not a lion!"
baumhaeuer (245 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
In speaking of Brits...

Did you hear the joke about London? It's a riot.
Mafialligator (239 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom.
lol @ mafia

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Scmoo472 (1933 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
Mechanical question.
Just a question about game mechanics.
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Tettleton's Chew (0 DX)
18 Aug 11 UTC
The History of the Reagan Economic Policy
Someone has to post it the real economic history of the Reagan presidency or you will be reading the lunacy of Putin, Tantris, and the like.

So if you want to be an uneducated boob then don't read the history I post here with links. Just read the rantings of fools who don't know economics from tiddliwinks.
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FirstApple (100 D(B))
15 Aug 11 UTC
Is it just me???
Can anyone explain how I could possibly be in two different 1901 games and end up being the exact same country in both AND in two different world games and be two countries that are right next to each other (out of 17 possibilities, I think it's an electronic conspiracy against me). Is this something that happens frequently? Is it due to my name that I'm always going to be the same country or something? Just a thought... any input would be great.
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Fasces349 (0 DX)
29 Jul 11 UTC
LAST PERSON TO TROLL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Similar to Last Person to Post, however you have to troll the person above you :P
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
Limbaugh Goes Racist Again...This Time, In Cookie-Form!
http://news.yahoo.com/rush-limbaugh-goes-full-tilt-racial-slur-bam-230200099.html
I don't know what's worse--the slur, the name--"Or-Bam-Eo" is pretty weak--and the fact a man who has a stomach that looks like it's packed away the entire Oreo cookie factory has the audacity to make such a comment, and keep on slurring...why does this man still have job? Oh...right...folks like Tettleton...
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goldfinger0303 (3157 DMod)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Just so I'm clear
Who all has Tettleton's Chew muted now?
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orathaic (1009 D(B))
18 Aug 11 UTC
it seems there has been a lot...
...of argueing on the forums lately...

well just as a point of information, wikipedia has a lot of argumentation capital, please enjoy : http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/wikipedia-lamest-edit-wars/
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
Top 10 Best (Insert Sports Postion Here)
Top 10 lists and sports seem to go hand in hand, and another thread inspired me to do a Top 10 Best QBs ever...

But to leave this open for European friends--or for those who are NOT ready for some football--I'll leave it open: Top 10 Best...whatever sporting position you like, QBs, pitchers, cricket batsmen, midfielders, hockey fowards...etc.
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Hydro Globus (100 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
Quick, rules question
Can I retreat to a province where there was a standoff which did NOT involve the retreating army?
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vamosrammstein (757 D(B))
19 Aug 11 UTC
Tuscaloosa
Anybody ever been? Graduate of UA? I'm heading there tomorrow and I'll be there for 2-3 days, can anyone recommend restaurants?
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The Czech (39951 D(S))
20 Aug 11 UTC
gameID=65951
Sorry ladies and gents, my son just called. He has a flat tire and doesn't know how to operate the jack. It's quicker for me to go and do it vs waiting for AAA. Since it's 12:30 AM my time and where he's at I've got to abandon my position. Again, apologies.
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FirstApple (100 D(B))
19 Aug 11 UTC
Other turn-based multi-player strategy games online
I'm curious about what other turn-based strategy games you guys play online. I've been looking to get into other games as well, though of course Dip is my favorite. Still, any ideas of other ones that are out there?
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Vikesrussel (839 D)
20 Aug 11 UTC
Need admin assistance
hello. Europe War -2 in this game we have a player refuses to un pause the game. If u can plz help with this it be great since. its been like this since you guys Paused the game. The player been on but refuses to un pause.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
This Time On Philosophy Weekly: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
17 enter....no one knows how many leave intact...gameID=65584
It's East vs. West, Cumminist vs. Capitalist, Left vs. Right, Theist vs. Atheist, it's Good vs. Evil...

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt_ro2aerQg WHO wins, WHO losses...WHO trolls the best? HERE WE GO!
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TBroadley (178 D)
18 Aug 11 UTC
Looking for a sitter
I'm currently in two anon games, one gunboat and one full-press. I'm going to be away from August 19th until August 28th. PM me or post in this thread if you're interested.
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im_on_a_boat (133 D)
19 Aug 11 UTC
Seriously an administrator needs to unpause Lifeboat
Russia has disappeared and our game (Lifeboat) has been paused continuously since the server upgrade. We can't seem to get an admin to respond and unpause it, so I will appeal in the forum. Please unpause the game for us!
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King Atom (100 D)
16 Aug 11 UTC
Inferior List
Kind of like Schindler's List, but not...

If you are put on this list, that simply means that you are too inferior to be my underling, meaning that you must be considered near a slave. Most people on this list are not actually on my kill-list.
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Fasces349 (0 DX)
19 Aug 11 UTC
A trend I have recently noticed
Most of the active political debaters seem to be weak at diplomacy:
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krellin (80 DX)
15 Aug 11 UTC
Fantasy Football League! Players needed!
Played in a WebDip FF League last year. Would like to set up a new league in Yahoo.
Looking for a 10 player league....so I need 9 of you. Will settle for 8 player league if we can't get enough. Reply if interested.
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Yonni (136 D(S))
18 Aug 11 UTC
Check out the moves on this kid
Take time away from arguing with an old troll to check out this fantastic move at the nhl R&D camp. The first move is pretty insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3zbgWaRLk
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cardwarrior (10 DX)
18 Aug 11 UTC
MOD Help
I'm playing world Gunboat 5 (gameID=63530), The game is ANON and no chat. The 2 South American players split South american and are playing perfectly together. They must be communicating outside of the game. This is cheating and against the rules....Right?
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Fasces349 (0 DX)
16 Aug 11 UTC
Closing Loopholes = raising taxes
May I ask why some republicans are convinced that closing loopholes is the same as raising taxes?
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