Yeah. I concur with EmperorMaximus. You should perhaps also mention to said therapist, your megalomania, and your delusions of grandeur.

Also I think you need a sidekick. Perhaps one with a cartoonish cockney accent who says random nonsense words like "poit" "narf" "zort" and "troz".

You're asking 50 percent tax from your citizens (which is huge, even with European standards in mind), and you are going to spend it on Space research?

Do you even want to be taken seriously?

I mean, space research? What good is that going to do?

The security of wealth lies with those intelligent enough to use it. Just look at today's society, everyone is spending billions on entertainment and they wonder why our economy is lower than ever before. And in case you didn't know, a few additions to the SDI, which could be completed by next year if we had our shit together, could grant us the ability to destroy entire cities upon a whim. We wouldn't even have to worry about launching a missile or anything detectable. And once this planet is secured, the best way being my regime, we could easily set up an entire colony living in space stations and orbital homes.

The following have been added:

Ges
SergeantCitrus
Yonni
Orthaic
pjmansfield99
trip
FirstApple
Pete U
Hugo_Stiglitz
jmo1121109
SacredDigits
G1
uclabb
spyman

And we already have:

Conservative Man
Draugnar
Cachimbo
Octavious

Hey, what'd I do?

You told a joke in the kids joke thread.

In all fairness, it was my son's joke, not mine

Still, your joke was just as lame as mine were... which was exactly what I was looking for when I wrote them given the name of the thread in discussion. Hence I also landed on his list as well.

*sigh*. It looks like my son has lost me the approval of yet another Internet stranger

If I had a nickel......

You too??? How incredibly life-changing this is... to be put on such a horrendous list. Oh heaven, how will I ever cope with myself knowing that I was punished so cruelly. I do believe this night is going to haunt my dreams forever!!!

Seriously, I might have to go back to therapy to cope

Let's try to get group rates.

Don't they have a free Anonymous group for something like this we could all attend? Something like - Being-put-on-Court-Jester-Atom's-pathetic-child's-tantrum-list-and-being-tramatized-for-life Anonymous

How come there are no crocodile alligators on this list?

Oh, sorry. I thought this was an in*t*erior list. Please disregard.

Hahahahahahahaha abgemacht.

abgemacht has been added.

I REGRET NOTHING!

WHY ARENT ME AND TETTLETON ON THE LIST?

HEY whoa! When did I get added??? Was it the crap popsicle jokes?? In which case, Hugo and SacredDigits can I join your group therapy sessions please??

Possibly too many question marks in the above statement, apologies all

Commodant SC's army now includes:

Ges
SergeantCitrus
Yonni
Orthaic
pjmansfield99
trip
FirstApple
Pete U
Hugo_Stiglitz
jmo1121109
SacredDigits
G1
uclabb
spyman
Conservative Man
Draugnar
Cachimbo
Octavious


Be ready KA, you will be cleaning my privy witha tooth brush, and I wont provide you with another

Really, I haven't said anything stupid enough to warrant a place on the list? I have failed! NOOOOOOO!!!

The following have been added:

zephyris
The Hanged Man
Dejan0707
Eleven
Yellowjacket
yourBALDneighbor
obiwanobiwan

I'm just tearing through all the forums now.

In total we have:

Ges
SergeantCitrus
Yonni
Orthaic
pjmansfield99
trip
FirstApple
Pete U
Hugo_Stiglitz
jmo1121109
SacredDigits
G1
uclabb
spyman
Conservative Man
Draugnar
Cachimbo
Octavious
abgemacht

why am I not in your list dumbass?

Excuse me dumbass, but do you know what the qualifications are to be put on this list? If I put everyone I don't like on this list, then I'd be proving myself to be poorly organized dictator. You must prove to me that I have a reason to put you on here.

I ll do King Jerk. soon enough.

Ah. That must be the problem. I just have far too much contempt for you to react seriously to anything you say.

Yeah, that's kind of why I'm not sitting here feeding the troll, Mafia.