If she's got blonde hair, you could always sing her some Flight of the Conchords......

Goodbye, goodbye-ee-eye
(Leggy Blonde)

Everyday I look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor.

Leggy Blonde goodbye, goodbye.

Now that you are gone I'll never see here for tech repair
Wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde goodbye, goodbye

[Chorus]
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie

Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie

Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie,

Blondie, Blondie

Leggy Blonde, goodbye, goodbye

I had a Budgie, but it died...
Wo-oo-wo
I like Pie!

[Chorus]
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy

Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie

Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie

Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, Blondie

Blondie, Blondie,

Leggy Blonde
sigh

I'll never get,
I'll never get to be with you
I'll never get to share another cup of tea with you
I'll never get to let you know how much I think of you
I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photo copier

He'll never get

He'll never get

He'll never get

He'll never get -

To say...

Hot Leggy Blonde, you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you gettin' down till the break of dawn
Doesn't really count with your
Panties on

Goodbye...

Haha mapleleaf. Flight of the Conchords is champion.

You have a link to this song?

Love
I have shared with you
my deepest moments
my longest nights
my darkest dreams

you have shared with me
everything
and I know not what to say

I would let you into Sweden
Despite ruining my diplomatic Eden
I would destroy my fleets for you
as long as you'll share with me your ocean blue

I'd even offer you Belgium
as long as -

Fuck. what rhymes with Belgium?

You don't take my waffles...?

Wait.. no... Ummm...... I know a few rather rude things that would rhyme...

hahahaha
I didn't think of that at all. Perhaps it would be best to avoid that sort of thing for the sake of melodrama. Poetry is no good without melodrama.

curly:

I think your use of specific names (English Channel, Grand Canyon) sounds out of place. Maybe something more vague, less dorky (widest channel, deepest canyon, etc etc)

Stop rhyming, you aren't Lord Byron and this isn't a nursery rhyme. I mean, unless you want to write a sonnet.

Otherwise probably more than good enough to seduce a 15 or 16 year old girl.

What's wrong with seducing 15 and 16 year old girls...?

Nothing. I'm just saying its good enough to do just that.

I mean, if I seduced a 15 year old girl, I'd go to prison. But nothing wrong with it in general.

Seldom is hard rhyme with Belgiumm, though it doesn't fit... anything with "um" after it might have potential.

well, for a 15 or 16 year old girl, just tell her u care about her, but don't be cheesy

Are you making these poems cause you care? Or just because you wanna get some?

You have to ask yourself, would you really swim the English Channel for her? It's a long way and the water is really cold. She might think you are exaggerating a little if you tell her stuff like that. Better to be a little more honest about what you would really do for her.

They're more like friends with benifits... not girlfriends...

I suppose thats true.

Also, curlyfries, totally unrelated and slightly creepy side note -

Today I was looking through a MySpace search of everyone located in Los Angeles out of boredom / seeing what the populace of my old town looks like and I'm 95% sure I found you by accident.

Shit just got real.

Yeah seriously.

Why would anyone use MySpace?

I still say just buy her something and make her laugh. Works well enough for me, albeit inconsistently...

Well if you want some help, On March 14 there will be a LA Diplomacy Club meeting and game fest ((I am driving down to be there )) and I am sure there are some English majors who will be on site and can help with your poem.
EdiBirsan

Can an English major afford a Diplomacy board?

No, we cannot.

they can if they split it 7 ways ;]

I like myspace because its like cooler email, and since like everyone has one it lets me keep in touch with lots of people

oh I should tell you, every one of those poems got me a girlfriend, except one that got me a boyfriend.
maybe I'll encounter trouble when I try to seduce a poet, but other than that I'm solid.
oh I also do portraits of people, that really makes their heart (and loins) melt.

True enough, seducing younger girls takes no real effort... like taking over poland...

I guess that's why it's illegal.

is taking over poland illegal

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.

Do you need anything else?

when roses are red they are ready to be plucked when your 16 your ready to be ............

We make fun of my friend from Lithuania because even Poland conquered Lithuania.